Laura Lorson
@lauralorson.net
Opinions personal, retweets ≠ endorsement. Target for faraway laughter. Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock.
I could not take one more minute of news input, so I dropped everything and put together these Lego flowers. Fiddly, but satisfying.
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I could not take one more minute of news input, so I dropped everything and put together these Lego flowers. Fiddly, but satisfying.
Winter solstice hits different this year. But the great earth still spins. We will survive the darkness. Blessed be.
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Winter solstice hits different this year. But the great earth still spins. We will survive the darkness. Blessed be.
Tired: DIE HARD is a Christmas movie
Wired: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN is a Bergmanesque meditation on mortality and the innate human hope in resurrection
Wired: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN is a Bergmanesque meditation on mortality and the innate human hope in resurrection
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tired: DIE HARD is a Christmas movie
Wired: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN is a Bergmanesque meditation on mortality and the innate human hope in resurrection
Wired: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN is a Bergmanesque meditation on mortality and the innate human hope in resurrection
Go for it, Abs. I would consider it, but we bought solar panels for the house for approximately the same price as the bed+mattress+drapes
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Go for it, Abs. I would consider it, but we bought solar panels for the house for approximately the same price as the bed+mattress+drapes
Red sky at morning...you know the rest
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Red sky at morning...you know the rest
We skipped the light fandango
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We skipped the light fandango
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
Nice sunset in LFK tonight
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nice sunset in LFK tonight
This one's for you, @stereolad.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This one's for you, @stereolad.bsky.social
Archie likes to cap off a day of lounging on the couch and snoozing with a good, brisk nap
October 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Archie likes to cap off a day of lounging on the couch and snoozing with a good, brisk nap
My mind on this changes weekly, but the one that most consistently ticks all the boxes for me is Ran
October 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My mind on this changes weekly, but the one that most consistently ticks all the boxes for me is Ran
I sometimes take YouGov surveys to earn gift cards. So anyway, I cashed one out to get this gooseneck electric kettle with an analog thermometer. It is awesome, and because all I did was tell YouGov multiple times that no, I do not like Meta, I basically got it for free. Take that, Zuckerberg.
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I sometimes take YouGov surveys to earn gift cards. So anyway, I cashed one out to get this gooseneck electric kettle with an analog thermometer. It is awesome, and because all I did was tell YouGov multiple times that no, I do not like Meta, I basically got it for free. Take that, Zuckerberg.
This is about half of what's in the next room. The other wall has this many, too. The CDs and tapes are upstairs, and all the box sets are in a different space
September 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is about half of what's in the next room. The other wall has this many, too. The CDs and tapes are upstairs, and all the box sets are in a different space
And yes, it is full of Werther's Originals
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And yes, it is full of Werther's Originals
name a non LOTR character who could resist the ring
August 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
name a non LOTR character who could resist the ring
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
August 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
Yep. Okay. Forewarned is forearmed.
August 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yep. Okay. Forewarned is forearmed.
In times like these, Archie the Pyrador recommends curling up with your favorite pillow.
July 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
In times like these, Archie the Pyrador recommends curling up with your favorite pillow.
Welp, I guess I could bake the bread after our Great Leap Forwards or whatever
April 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Welp, I guess I could bake the bread after our Great Leap Forwards or whatever
No way that guy is a real ICP fan because Faygo leans hard on vanilla flavorings, and not just in cream soda
April 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No way that guy is a real ICP fan because Faygo leans hard on vanilla flavorings, and not just in cream soda