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are you telling me a cold stoned this creamery
in all the ways this describes Nike as American (founded in, headquartered, designed in, born from and exporting the culture of), Lululemon is Canadian.

This kind of mix-up is common, which is part of why the anti-Canada front of this whole thing is uniquely galling.
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think if you'll need to alter it anyway, this would be sick as a top plus (slightly straighter cut) skirt co-ord
October 4, 2024 at 10:18 PM
hand stuff only plus talking about it after
September 21, 2024 at 6:32 AM
came dressed as an award...the award is her
September 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I wondered why the show was so millennial coded even when that didn't make timeline sense well now I know
September 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
-overdressed
-apologized too much
-knew a strange pop culture fact with no explanation
-harmlessly crashed a party for like half an hour
September 2, 2024 at 9:18 AM
This is a stunt food, everyone not making silly stunt foods knows ranch is a dip or dressing not a... filling for dumplings?
September 2, 2024 at 9:12 AM
We have that over here, it's called Miracle Whip. Mayo, but worse.
September 2, 2024 at 9:10 AM
I want someone to go back and retry the low-key heads-up-display approach. There's now an actual use case and it's attending a meeting while going for a walk.
May 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM
another (not?) banger from the At Capacity Right Now extended universe
May 1, 2024 at 10:34 PM
March 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
SHE SAIIID
February 4, 2024 at 9:02 AM
if any money i win gambling doesn't go to shoes, it's because i only won enough to buy decent wine but bad shoes. i am only lying about the "need" part, strictly, and the implication i have dependants
January 27, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I wanted to just, like, be prescribed one Tylenol 3 to lower the pain when I had my IUD swapped. My clinic said they had no protocol for this and would need someone to sign in and chaperone me home (as if I'd had general anaesthesia).
December 14, 2023 at 10:03 PM
but...have you played yukon trail?
December 11, 2023 at 1:38 AM
halluci nation also samples this in a song that goes hard
November 23, 2023 at 4:39 AM
girl names cycle: if they reach grandma status and people continue to think they're pretty, they roll over and become cool again. sorry i don't make the rules
November 8, 2023 at 5:31 AM
??? i think the argument was just that it's what republicans have been doing and it's been effective
November 6, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I don't know if Blackbox or Framed are still around/supported but would highly recommend both
November 4, 2023 at 3:55 AM
I've been telling my friends for like a year and a half to quit the bad app and just get Tabs.

(also, pokemon go helped me quit because it gave me something else to fidget with while in transit)
November 3, 2023 at 9:25 PM
apparently kids now use it to mean wild/inappropriate/off-base though! to me it still reads as an expense you pay up front
October 16, 2023 at 2:18 PM