"but i've never seen the millennial affliction manifest itself so palpably in someone so prospit coded" ok grandma let's get you an ipa you're a little too worked up

i love an award winning show about lies, killing, fabulous textiles, and this one annoying guy who oh wait you're fucking kidding no seriously that's a joke right

Turns out I'm so Tumblr poisoned the only place I can find the frisson of true cringe now is deep in the dark heart of normie shit. It rolls over. It's like the Talking Heads wearing suits. This is the best explanation I can find.

am I doing this meme correctly

being on Bluesky is much like being the adults in the Village except the old timey era our small society is modeled after is 2012 twitter

and to think this is all it would've taken to save will gardner

the energy i try to bring the skyline, despite my intentions

i once was miserable because my career had just imploded, but my friend with a seemingly thriving career and life was miserable too. i feared this same ennui would eventually catch me one day. turns out my friend just needed to come out as trans. also, unrelatedly, that's the plot of the matrix

when you step out for a smoke to escape the party but the other people outside only want to talk about how much the party sucks and why

i had never heard the term "food poisoning" until one day in grade 1, the teacher announced right after lunch there was a recall for possible food poisoning from the exact kind of lunchables i had just eaten. i started running around screaming because i was convinced i was about to die

Coffee Time

Rivalry ended with the former gengars, our new best enemy is banjokazooiedeschanel ?