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Laura
@laurasaurushex.bsky.social
Have you ever been to a weed store and wondered who gets paid to pick out all the weed? That's me. Leftist cat girl, total mess
The nurse leading me back into the surgical recovery area to pick up my Mother turned around and told me “you don’t need that back here” I just stared at her until she turned back around
January 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Reposted by Laura
Inevitable is the go-to word for people who are lazy, ignorant, or quite intentionally vile but trying to hide it. Nothing is inevitable. No one is making you use fucking AI. You went your whole goddamn life without it, you can keep doing it. May as well say Mr Pibb is fucking inevitable
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Speaking only for Washington state, the stuff they’re talking about banning wouldn’t be what you would get at your dispensary, it’s the stuff you would get at your gas station and dispensaries already aren’t allowed to carry it so your gummies should be safe
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Mr. Humpty sold separately
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
“My wife is always saying these’ll be the death of me, but actually”
Puts his cigar out in your brain through your eye socket
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I take back only the part about being disappointed in Neve Campbell, I hope she made them pay her ludicrous amounts of money to come try and clean up their mess
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I think it’s an effect of the stranger danger bs. Poison happened one time and the attempted poisoner was the intended victims father. It’s uncomfortable to address the fact that most people looking to harm children are people that are related to those children so instead we spread unreasonable fear
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM