Laura Scalzo
@laurascalzo.bsky.social
Writer. Reader.
Rep: MSB/APL Agency
LauraScalzo.com
📍DC
Rep: MSB/APL Agency
LauraScalzo.com
📍DC
Funeral Rites for Wash Post
Pro Walmart
Whatever George Will is talking about
Pro Ice
Anti urban life
Military Action in Iran
Pro Walmart
Whatever George Will is talking about
Pro Ice
Anti urban life
Military Action in Iran
February 5, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Funeral Rites for Wash Post
Pro Walmart
Whatever George Will is talking about
Pro Ice
Anti urban life
Military Action in Iran
Pro Walmart
Whatever George Will is talking about
Pro Ice
Anti urban life
Military Action in Iran
@roxanegay.bsky.social Hi Roxanne—the headline you have posted here makes so much sense and I appreciate your words as always. Unfortunately the NY Times now has them under this headline:
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
@roxanegay.bsky.social Hi Roxanne—the headline you have posted here makes so much sense and I appreciate your words as always. Unfortunately the NY Times now has them under this headline:
“Scalzo takes the reader on a journey through well-researched history, supernatural curiosity, and a deep appreciation for life and death and even tragedy. I found myself inside the mind of this young lady, and I forgot that I was reading a book. I don’t remember that happening to me before.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 PM
“Scalzo takes the reader on a journey through well-researched history, supernatural curiosity, and a deep appreciation for life and death and even tragedy. I found myself inside the mind of this young lady, and I forgot that I was reading a book. I don’t remember that happening to me before.”
That sucks so bad. Here’s some Jules Feiffer as an antidote. I don’t know, it helped me.
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
That sucks so bad. Here’s some Jules Feiffer as an antidote. I don’t know, it helped me.
Wendell Berry . . .
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wendell Berry . . .
Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life
Art and this pack of motherfuckers are not the same thing. Take over the building and the money and programming to your heart’s delight but all you get is a politicized commodified piece of shit. Art is green shoots of originality untouched by power. So fuck you to each and every one involved.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Art and this pack of motherfuckers are not the same thing. Take over the building and the money and programming to your heart’s delight but all you get is a politicized commodified piece of shit. Art is green shoots of originality untouched by power. So fuck you to each and every one involved.
For all the reasons. The first of many (all of them) I’ve read by Tom McGuane, but more than anything the first time I was overwhelmed by the feeling of loving someone’s writing so hard.
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For all the reasons. The first of many (all of them) I’ve read by Tom McGuane, but more than anything the first time I was overwhelmed by the feeling of loving someone’s writing so hard.
OSGEMEOS at The Hirshhorn! Non stop delight.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
OSGEMEOS at The Hirshhorn! Non stop delight.
Haha. KenCen texting me show deals like they forgot I’m boycotting.
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Haha. KenCen texting me show deals like they forgot I’m boycotting.
Got to hang with my pal @carolleonnig.bsky.social and her coauthor Aaron Davis and hear them talk about their new book, INJUSTICE. Plus a cookie! Gratitude to these journos doing the heavy lift needed to keep our democracy alive—cannot wait to read this one.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Got to hang with my pal @carolleonnig.bsky.social and her coauthor Aaron Davis and hear them talk about their new book, INJUSTICE. Plus a cookie! Gratitude to these journos doing the heavy lift needed to keep our democracy alive—cannot wait to read this one.
A week or so ago this trifecta. Honestly what a pile of garbage.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A week or so ago this trifecta. Honestly what a pile of garbage.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Cherry Blossom time in DC is a splashy event as well it should be, but something about these Yoshino trees in the fall. They’re—I don’t know—my people.
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Cherry Blossom time in DC is a splashy event as well it should be, but something about these Yoshino trees in the fall. They’re—I don’t know—my people.
Are these tricky headlines meant to grab my attention to read furiously until I see it’s not exactly as fucked up as it sounds? I’ll never know.
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Are these tricky headlines meant to grab my attention to read furiously until I see it’s not exactly as fucked up as it sounds? I’ll never know.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
Here’s one for you—yesterday in Rock Creek Park a semi tractor trailer abandoned there overnight. I asked the cop if he was going to open in — yes. Did he want help — (weird look) no. Honestly we were both kinda freaked. Still curious.
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here’s one for you—yesterday in Rock Creek Park a semi tractor trailer abandoned there overnight. I asked the cop if he was going to open in — yes. Did he want help — (weird look) no. Honestly we were both kinda freaked. Still curious.
