Best part of jury duty in Manhattan is having lunch across the street and watching all the couples heading into to get married.

It’s so bad. So so so bad.

I’m glad I don’t have my mom’s Irish last name so when I’m there nobody thinks I’m trying to be one of ~those~ Irish-Americans.

I can see MSG from my office.

Just saying.

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I'm honestly floored that any Broadway show still has a presence on Twitter. Like.....why?

I have notes about her dress.

They’re probably terrified of the Brazilian fan community lol