Lauren Grimaldi
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please only give nice feedback on my new headline for Reductress
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
My latest Reductress headline
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My latest Reductress headline
A complicated legacy indeed
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
A complicated legacy indeed
Taylor Swift 🤝 Lori Lightfoot IYKYK
October 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Taylor Swift 🤝 Lori Lightfoot IYKYK
Never before has an event been so very specifically designed for me. Can’t wait @mulaney.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Never before has an event been so very specifically designed for me. Can’t wait @mulaney.bsky.social
I do own other clothing, but I will always choose to represent the Cubs when visiting cool places
September 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I do own other clothing, but I will always choose to represent the Cubs when visiting cool places
Always representing the Cubs even in the middle of Yosemite Falls
September 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Always representing the Cubs even in the middle of Yosemite Falls
Are these not extremely normal ages to do all of these things
August 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Are these not extremely normal ages to do all of these things
This is a trap that I yearn to break free from every day
August 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This is a trap that I yearn to break free from every day
What the last few weeks have felt like as a Cubs fan
August 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What the last few weeks have felt like as a Cubs fan
Finally got a professional headshot I don’t entirely hate 🥲
August 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally got a professional headshot I don’t entirely hate 🥲
How am I? (Genuinely asking, idk what any of this means)
July 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How am I? (Genuinely asking, idk what any of this means)
Amazing deals are always available on the Jewel app
July 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Amazing deals are always available on the Jewel app
I’m going to find Jed Hoyer and stare at him like this until he trades for a starter
July 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m going to find Jed Hoyer and stare at him like this until he trades for a starter
Always and forever wanting to go walk into the lake
July 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Always and forever wanting to go walk into the lake
I wrote this headline three years ago and it has been more and more devastatingly relevant every year
July 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wrote this headline three years ago and it has been more and more devastatingly relevant every year
I feel like the logo on the back of this truck I just saw could have been workshopped a little bit
June 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I feel like the logo on the back of this truck I just saw could have been workshopped a little bit
Me when they have one bad game and I lose my shit
June 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me when they have one bad game and I lose my shit
Words of encouragement from one sex pest to another 🥹 Happy Election Day, NYC!
June 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Words of encouragement from one sex pest to another 🥹 Happy Election Day, NYC!