Lauren Grimaldi
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Non-profit comms. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
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Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With
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Supreme Court to Add “No Worries If Not!” at End of All Rulings Trump Might Disagree With
The United States Supreme Court reportedly began adding “no worries if not” at the end of all rulings President Donald Trump could potentially disagree with.
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With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
With all of product placement in #StrangerThings5, they’re going to find Vecna drinking a Gatorade
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reading all of the Olivia Nuzzi news but imagining Bobby refers to Bob from Bob’s Burgers
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So, uh, do we think anything happened here?
Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Unfortunately I have no choice but to read the memoir of the reporter who lost her job because she couldn’t resist RFK Jr
The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Bears finding ways to win instead of ways to lose feels like the The Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld
My latest Reductress headline
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My latest Reductress headline
"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"People didn't vote for this" oh YES they absolutely did. You're severely underestimating the cruelty of other humans
Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Miracles are all around us (my dead right AirPod came back to life after months of being useless)
Reposted by Lauren Grimaldi
Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...
Armed ICE agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched
Armed, masked federal immigration agents detained one man and chased another through a residential neighborhood in unincorporated Northbrook on Monday, according to witnesses. The incidents, which …
www.chicagotribune.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Armed and masked immigration agents sped down Northbrook street, grabbed man as schoolkids watched. Northbrook is a tony little suburb. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/a...
Sources say a big part of them crashing out over Mamdani is due to the fact that he’s also very hot
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sources say a big part of them crashing out over Mamdani is due to the fact that he’s also very hot
Vaxxed?
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Vaxxed?
84. He was a fucking kid
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
84. He was a fucking kid
Oh that’s a nice notification to wake up to
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oh that’s a nice notification to wake up to
Reposted by Lauren Grimaldi
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.)
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
Chicago woman dragged out of her car after colliding with ICE demands accountability
The arrest of Dayanne Figueroa highlights growing concerns about the use of force against U.S. citizens and due process. She was released after a few hours without charges.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NEWS: Federal agents crashed with woman’s car, pointed guns at her, dragged her out by legs, tossed her in a minivan, held her and (eventually) let her go without charges. This as Chicagoans say the immigration blitz is out of control. (DHS blames her.)
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/03/c...
I would never get over that loss in my life
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I would never get over that loss in my life
Walk it off walk it off walk it off
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Walk it off walk it off walk it off
I’m having fun but the memory of Rajai Davis is haunting the back of my mind rn
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m having fun but the memory of Rajai Davis is haunting the back of my mind rn
“Stuff keeps happening when we’re talking to these managers” THEN DONT TALK TO THEM DURING THE GAME MY GOD #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Stuff keeps happening when we’re talking to these managers” THEN DONT TALK TO THEM DURING THE GAME MY GOD #WorldSeries
Ohtani sucks. Trade him to the Cubs
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ohtani sucks. Trade him to the Cubs
Unfortunately I am watching the Chicago Bears on this beautiful Sunday afternoon
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unfortunately I am watching the Chicago Bears on this beautiful Sunday afternoon
Bryce Harper will only get over the GM’s comments if he requests a trade to the Chicago Cubs and plays for them for the rest of the contract
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bryce Harper will only get over the GM’s comments if he requests a trade to the Chicago Cubs and plays for them for the rest of the contract
The Morning Show is the worst show I’ve ever seen and I love every minute of it
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Morning Show is the worst show I’ve ever seen and I love every minute of it
Can’t wait to get emails from Democrats during the third term asking me to donate $15 for an ‘Illegitimate President’ bumper sticker
www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...
www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...
Steve Bannon Reveals ‘There’s a Plan’ for Third Trump Term
Bannon divulged that there are “many different alternatives” for securing a third term for Trump.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can’t wait to get emails from Democrats during the third term asking me to donate $15 for an ‘Illegitimate President’ bumper sticker
www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...
www.thedailybeast.com/steve-bannon...
Foo Fighters at Soldier Field next year??? I may need to go to that
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Foo Fighters at Soldier Field next year??? I may need to go to that
When he cares about important social issues 😍😍😍
NFL star Travis Kelce and activist investor Jana Partners are part of a group pushing for changes at Six Flags, including evaluating a potential sale
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When he cares about important social issues 😍😍😍