Lauren
@laurenxoxo.bsky.social
31. Alabama 🏳️🌈🇵🇸💚
Certified silly goose
Part time lover and a full time friend
Certified silly goose
Part time lover and a full time friend
God, please give me the strength to be as mean as X was to Donald Trump. Amen 🙏
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
God, please give me the strength to be as mean as X was to Donald Trump. Amen 🙏
Reposted by Lauren
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
No one is coming to save us.
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No one is coming to save us.
Reposted by Lauren
In TikTok jail :( with this our final week :(
January 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In TikTok jail :( with this our final week :(
Ya know, I’m not even surprised when people screw you over anymore. Good riddance
December 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Ya know, I’m not even surprised when people screw you over anymore. Good riddance
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
December 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Reposted by Lauren
Matt Gaetz is about to be back in the news—and not for his legislative achievements. Because, well, what legislative achievements?
Gaetz: ‘The DOJ cleared me.’ House Ethics Committee: cracks knuckles ‘We’ll just see about that...’
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Gaetz: ‘The DOJ cleared me.’ House Ethics Committee: cracks knuckles ‘We’ll just see about that...’
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Matt Gaetz Sexual Misconduct Probe Will Become Public—In Surprise Move, Report Says
The House Ethics Committee voted to approve the report’s release earlier this month, CNN reports.
www.forbes.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Matt Gaetz is about to be back in the news—and not for his legislative achievements. Because, well, what legislative achievements?
Gaetz: ‘The DOJ cleared me.’ House Ethics Committee: cracks knuckles ‘We’ll just see about that...’
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Gaetz: ‘The DOJ cleared me.’ House Ethics Committee: cracks knuckles ‘We’ll just see about that...’
www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Dems wonder why they keep losing. It’s because you keep picking these old farts that aren’t changing anything. Like yall be sooooo for real.
December 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Dems wonder why they keep losing. It’s because you keep picking these old farts that aren’t changing anything. Like yall be sooooo for real.
Celebrities will never give a shit about you, so why give a shit about them?
December 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Celebrities will never give a shit about you, so why give a shit about them?
Reposted by Lauren
Oh boy.
The Democrats would rather select a 74 year old with cancer than a young and energizing progressive.
Make it make sense.
The Democrats would rather select a 74 year old with cancer than a young and energizing progressive.
Make it make sense.
December 18, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Oh boy.
The Democrats would rather select a 74 year old with cancer than a young and energizing progressive.
Make it make sense.
The Democrats would rather select a 74 year old with cancer than a young and energizing progressive.
Make it make sense.
Free Brianna Boston. She’s proof that they are scared of us.
December 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Free Brianna Boston. She’s proof that they are scared of us.
Reposted by Lauren
Reposted by Lauren
TRUMP-VOTING SOUTH DAKOTA FARMER: “Half our workers are foreign-born… it’s an open secret farms are held up by undocumented workers… if they round them up within 2 days we won’t have food… we have to trust (Trump) won’t do what they say they will.” 🤔😕
December 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
TRUMP-VOTING SOUTH DAKOTA FARMER: “Half our workers are foreign-born… it’s an open secret farms are held up by undocumented workers… if they round them up within 2 days we won’t have food… we have to trust (Trump) won’t do what they say they will.” 🤔😕
How you gonna call me at 5pm and then promptly close for the day? I was in the shower 🥲 call me back dammit
December 12, 2024 at 11:22 PM
How you gonna call me at 5pm and then promptly close for the day? I was in the shower 🥲 call me back dammit
Reposted by Lauren
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by Lauren
UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing "messages of support," the first of which says UHC "works within a broken system to help as many people as they can." Not exactly a ringing endorsement!
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
UnitedHealth CEO sent employees a memo yesterday (leaked to me) listing "messages of support," the first of which says UHC "works within a broken system to help as many people as they can." Not exactly a ringing endorsement!
Reposted by Lauren
“…And I did absolutely nothing to stop it.”
Finish the thought, Mitch
Finish the thought, Mitch
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”
Mitch McConnell: ‘We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now’
The Republican Senator on his plans to spend the last two years of his term fighting back against an increasingly isolationist GOP
www.ft.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“…And I did absolutely nothing to stop it.”
Finish the thought, Mitch
Finish the thought, Mitch
ABC released an article hours ago saying Brian Thompson was ‘one of the good guys’. Narcissists say what??
December 12, 2024 at 3:04 PM
ABC released an article hours ago saying Brian Thompson was ‘one of the good guys’. Narcissists say what??
I’m new here and so far I really like it. Ugh I hope no one sees this post, this feels embarrassing
December 12, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I’m new here and so far I really like it. Ugh I hope no one sees this post, this feels embarrassing
Reposted by Lauren
So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????
December 11, 2024 at 11:02 PM
So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????
Reposted by Lauren
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
Reposted by Lauren
for whom the taco bell tolls
December 12, 2024 at 2:08 AM
for whom the taco bell tolls
Reposted by Lauren
Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?
December 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?