Lauren T. Yates
@laurenyates.bsky.social
✍🏾 Poet
🏳️🌈 Queerdo
🧠 AuDHDer
🦣 Millennial Fossil
📍Philly
🏳️🌈 Queerdo
🧠 AuDHDer
🦣 Millennial Fossil
📍Philly
Participating in a poetry slam wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but here we are!
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Participating in a poetry slam wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but here we are!
I’m watching Paris Is Burning and someone outside my house is blasting Got to Be Real.
February 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m watching Paris Is Burning and someone outside my house is blasting Got to Be Real.
My neighborhood pizza shop is under new MGMT. I asked for fried onions on my cheesesteak and got red onions. RED. ONIONS.
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My neighborhood pizza shop is under new MGMT. I asked for fried onions on my cheesesteak and got red onions. RED. ONIONS.
I shouldn’t be crying over a man who listens to Creed.
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I shouldn’t be crying over a man who listens to Creed.
Performing a Grammy Award-winning diss track at the Super Bowl Half Time Show is such a flex.
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Performing a Grammy Award-winning diss track at the Super Bowl Half Time Show is such a flex.
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i think my favorite kind of music is lyrics depressing af but with a beat that makes me wanna throw some ass
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i think my favorite kind of music is lyrics depressing af but with a beat that makes me wanna throw some ass
Who else has someone they’ve matched with on multiple apps over the years yet have never been on a date with that person?
February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Who else has someone they’ve matched with on multiple apps over the years yet have never been on a date with that person?
The urge to let out a primal scream while in pigeon pose.
February 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The urge to let out a primal scream while in pigeon pose.
This is why my bio reads “Millennial Fossil.”
Can we rewind time to the boy band era? I felt like times were simpler when One Direction was still together.
February 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This is why my bio reads “Millennial Fossil.”
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I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
Currently in the chicken nuggets and Paramore stage of post-dystopian regression.
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Currently in the chicken nuggets and Paramore stage of post-dystopian regression.
I say my primary special interest is pop culture, but it’s actually etymology.
February 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I say my primary special interest is pop culture, but it’s actually etymology.
My first and last name haven’t been available to me as a social media handle since 2006.
February 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My first and last name haven’t been available to me as a social media handle since 2006.
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Women and non-binary poets for a first or second collection 🫶😘
January 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Women and non-binary poets for a first or second collection 🫶😘