lauria.bsky.social
@lauria.bsky.social
I consider myself a reasonable man—quick with a joke, slow to anger.
This “Liquid Glass” design shit is ugly as hell and hard to read
September 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sometimes I think The Daily is created for people who were born yesterday and are just experiencing their first day on Earth
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
May 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can’t be the only person who confuses the voices of Jon Lovett and David Wain
April 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Nintendo Switch 2 getting a mic means it is finally on par with *checks notes* the PlayStation 2, where I played SOCOM: US Navy SEALs when I was 12
April 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Internet fucking sucks on april fools day
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
After years of resisting, I finally gave in and made Spotify my main podcast app. The native iPhone podcast app is just not good enough
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everything since 2015 makes more sense if you start from the plausible assumption that Trump is a Russian asset
March 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Spiritualized is just Fleetwood Mac for drug users
March 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Caught myself humming along to a podcast theme song, send help
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Notice how civic engagement has gone way down ever since Drunk History was cancelled
February 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Phrases I hate:

- At the end of the day

- Now more than ever

- What I need you to understand is…
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Pro tip: add “before:2023” (no quotes) to the end of your Google searches and in many cases it’ll take away the AI nonsense and clean up results a little
February 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
iPhone Mirroring on Mac Sequoia is the coolest fuckin thing, that is all. (Used it to send this post, in fact)
February 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Time to take down and store my framed Kanye album art, after that rant. Can’t have this shit on display in my home anymore
February 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Exciting times when you can’t tell if the person brandishing a swastika is part of the MAGA crowd or the watermelon-emoji crowd
February 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We knew Elon was a Nazi before the cybertruck was even released, so no I don’t feel bad flipping off cybertrucks on sight. This is for the one in Brooklyn heights with jersey plates who pulled over to yell at me, if he would like to continue our discussion
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Substance (2024)
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Have I seen “Poor Things”? You mean “Amélie 2”?
February 26, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Can’t believe we still have mass shootings even though Apple changed the gun emoji to a water pistol
February 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM