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Lauscho
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May your snowblower start on the first pull every time this winter <3

prog-rock, motorsports, meteorology, but mostly just shitposting and enjoying that which is life
Can't wait for American MAGA conservatives to find out that here in Canada, we call whole milk (and NOT "hole milk" for those who have a problem) "homo milk" (short for "homogenized").
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Can't believe I almost missed my favourite "Christmas" song before winter made its way out of here:
Tiger Moth Tales : Hygge (Single Edit)
YouTube video by rob reed
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
QOTD: What car do you want most, but know would be an absolutely miserable experience to own?
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Lauscho
Canadian Stonehenge
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Lauscho
Planetary Alignment

xkcd.com/3192/
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yeah, I support I.C.E.

Impeach
Convict
Execute
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
January 11, 2026 at 11:54 PM
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Welp, ending 2025 on a shitty note with the flu -_-
December 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
On the one hand, "Home Sweet My Own Toilet", when I get home from the holidays with my family.

On the other hand...
a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Unpopular Dream Theater opinion:

"Dystopian Overture"/"The Gift of Music" is equal in quality to "Overture 1928"/"Strange Deja-Vu".
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today is a very dark day for Canada.

Nothing happened, it's just winter solstice ;)
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The space between Christmas and New Year's is called the "gooch"

("taint" is also acceptable)
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
hahahahaha holy shit
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is probably the single proggiest non-prog-rock song I've ever heard. Riffs in this sound like they could've been done by King Crimson in the 70s and both the music and lyrics are HEAVY as FUCK. I absolutely love this song!
Tragic Kingdom
YouTube video by No Doubt - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
not crying, you're crying, etc.
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
oh does Arch Enemy need a new singer? Guess I could dye my hair blue again for the first time in 15 years

(I am not currently this cute, this photo is super old)
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Pretty sure I had the absolute most mind-blowing slice of pecan pie I've ever had and ever will have in my life and now my life is split in to two sections of before and after I have had the best slice of pie I've ever eaten.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Christmas music in my nightmares be like
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A lot of really, really positive reviews of Moron Police's new album "Pachinko", and I'm inclined to make one myself, but I have a caveat:

LISTEN TO IT WHILE DRIVING.

I almost forgot to go home. For nearly an hour, Pachinko WAS home. Some albums are just perfect for a drive. This is one of them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!
Cornucopia | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At some point in the middle of the night, I managed to fart and sneeze at the same time.

Pretty sure that means my body took a screenshot?
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
YES YES YES

YES

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

OH GOD YES

most beautiful ballad of 2025
Moron Police - Okinawa Sky (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by moronpoliceHQ
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This flicks my earclits.
Astronoid - Stargod (Official Audio)
YouTube video by 3DOT Recordings
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM