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Mrs Jones
@lavenderwitch444.bsky.social
Witch. Feral Wife. Mom x 3. Awkward in public. Plant Serial Killer.
Found some new friends behind the barn 💜
June 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Oh myyy
March 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Pitt so so fucking good!!! It's been a minute since I've been invested in a new show. Every character, every episode... amazing! @hbomax.bsky.social
March 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Koa gives zero fucks. When it's time to cuddle, it's time to cuddle.
December 13, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Working on AUS time again tonight (basically graveyard because Im PST) and looking for some new true crime documentary suggestions so I don't fall asleep... this shit is killing me!
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Does the Sovereign Citizen shit ever actually work?
December 12, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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Holy shit. Did you see the letter Olivia Troye’s attorney sent to Kash Patel after he threatened to sue her for defamation? Troye, a former Homeland Security advisor, had the BEST response.
December 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
When you know the day is going to be a shitshow, but you still have to show up and login to Zoom 💜🧙‍♀️✌🏻🤪
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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I saw this pop up today and remember seeing it when it was posted and was so embarrassed that I never thought about this. Immediately started stocking these in the first aid kits at work.
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Dude is unqualified to run the seasonal department at a Dollar General
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
After about 100 years of my husband telling me I need to give Breaking Bad a 2nd chance, I finally dove back in. I'm midway through Season 4. Just like SOA, there are relatable and loveable characters, but everyone is a bad guy and EGO will be the end all.
a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
ALT: a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:36 AM
My heart leaped out of my chest and I may have peed a little out of excitement because I got a notification that @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social followed me.....then I realized they were imposter accounts 😭😭😭 @bsky.app can we get some sort of verification set up?
November 26, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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See now, this is the problem with finding a “Joe Rogan” of the left.
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
My dad died June 30th. He moved in with us about 5 or 6 years ago because he was about to be homeless.

I've been on the struggle bus of reminding myself that he died vs moving back to Vegas and he's just not in our lives again. Both scenarios break my heart. It's a weird place to be in mentally
November 24, 2024 at 1:12 AM
My dad passed away on June 30th. I received a breakdown of what the hospital billed his insurance for his knee replacement 6 days before he left us... almost $500k for the knee mechanism. He didn't get a fucking robot knee... total bill for 6 days in the hospital was almost $900k.
November 23, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Few things are better than the smell of rain and a stormy night. 💜🧙‍♀️
November 23, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Dr Oz?! Dr. Fucking Oz? 🤣🤣🤣 the circus lineup continues...
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 AM
In my business I work with a very broad spectrum of businesses/people in the health and beauty sector. My clients range from small fitness studios to fancy shmancy plastic surgeons. You know who the ABSOLUTE WORST busineses/people to work with are?
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 12:48 PM
people of bluesky! quote a favourite film using gifs only
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM