Joe Cool is Uncle Traveling Matt.

I never would know who Kako Obrien is if 24 episode seasons weren’t a thing.

Hand raised. I am the filler! I always keep the fancy ice dispenser full!

That explains why he tattooed his initials on my carotid artery…

Good luck in recovery!! One time they amputated my ear and reattached it. Sadly it didn’t give me an extra ear. I think the surgeon was fucking with me.

Is that a … bronzed peanut?

I did the imax thing because I really in the mood for an imax experience and I figured a PTA movie probably wouldn’t do me wrong. It was fun and seeing it in theaters with popcorn and a snack really sent this movie for me.

Wait. Is this a NEW Sisu?!?! Do I have it in me to watch this style again?

I can’t remember if I saw this at home or in theaters. If it was at home, then I think just the red trailer at the movies was enough to see 300 gallons of blood for me.

lol. I literally thought this was a squirrel you you were giving it an ivermectin wash.

lol. I heimliched my dad when I was 21 and he was 63. He complained for days about how much I hurt him. My mom and I were both like, “Blah blah blah saved your life,” and he was like, “I knowwwwww…”

Thanks, buddy!

I’m pretty sure this is from pushing daisies!

I vividly remember that.

Ihave had enough radiological exams in my life to say I’ve had two MRIs and at least 30 CT scans. CT contrast makes me puke in the machine every time, but not before the contrast makes me feel like I’ve wet my pants. Pet scans are WILD. They give you a radioactive isotope and you have to be a statue

Symphony of the Night. With the singular action replay code of 999 Luck.

I'm late to the game, but that sounds delicious.

Jesse Thorn: Double Backwards Centaur.