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Nobody reads this so it's just me, yelling at Bots and Booty salespeople.
If I've learned one thing from MAGA, it's that it doesn't matter if it isn't true, so long as you repeat it.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If I've learned one thing from MAGA, it's that it doesn't matter if it isn't true, so long as you repeat it.
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Meanwhile in King of Prussia, PA:
July 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Meanwhile in King of Prussia, PA:
Trump administration: "We're starting another war in the Middle East"
Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!"
Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!"
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump administration: "We're starting another war in the Middle East"
Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!"
Millennial Veterans: * touches nose* "Not it!"
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I couldn't be at the protests yesterday due to a previous commitment with my kids. But I'm sure as shit proud of each and every one of you!
April 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I couldn't be at the protests yesterday due to a previous commitment with my kids. But I'm sure as shit proud of each and every one of you!
Why does it feel like yesterday's EOs were issued while we were distracted with the Signal story. Deplorable shit.
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Why does it feel like yesterday's EOs were issued while we were distracted with the Signal story. Deplorable shit.
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Our Land: For Sale
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development.
open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development.
open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...
Our Land: For Sale
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownershi...
open.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Our Land: For Sale
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development.
open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...
Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Secretary Scott Turner and Department of the Interior (DOI) Secretary agreed to transfer “underused” federal public lands to state or “local” ownership for development.
open.substack.com/pub/monicatr...
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I completely understand Schumer wanting to avoid a shutdown - they’re destructive, and they harm a lot of folks who don’t deserve it.
What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass.
What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass.
March 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I completely understand Schumer wanting to avoid a shutdown - they’re destructive, and they harm a lot of folks who don’t deserve it.
What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass.
What I *don’t* understand is Schumer saying that Dems were unified in opposition only to change his mind a day later. He looks like a jackass.
Number of federal employees: 2,252,162
Average minutes spent replying: 10
Total minutes replying: 22,521,620
Total hours replying: 375,360
Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000
Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96
Hourly wages per fed: $45.99
**Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90**
Average minutes spent replying: 10
Total minutes replying: 22,521,620
Total hours replying: 375,360
Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000
Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96
Hourly wages per fed: $45.99
**Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90**
February 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Number of federal employees: 2,252,162
Average minutes spent replying: 10
Total minutes replying: 22,521,620
Total hours replying: 375,360
Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000
Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96
Hourly wages per fed: $45.99
**Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90**
Average minutes spent replying: 10
Total minutes replying: 22,521,620
Total hours replying: 375,360
Total annual wages: $211,300,000,000
Annual wages per fed: $93,820.96
Hourly wages per fed: $45.99
**Total cost of this bullshit: $17,263,071.90**
My five bulleted items for The Musketeers
1-Took a shit
2-Used my youngest child as a human shield
3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs
4-Offered Elon Musk a fork.
5- Wrote this bullshit list
1-Took a shit
2-Used my youngest child as a human shield
3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs
4-Offered Elon Musk a fork.
5- Wrote this bullshit list
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My five bulleted items for The Musketeers
1-Took a shit
2-Used my youngest child as a human shield
3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs
4-Offered Elon Musk a fork.
5- Wrote this bullshit list
1-Took a shit
2-Used my youngest child as a human shield
3- Asked random strangers to justify their jobs
4-Offered Elon Musk a fork.
5- Wrote this bullshit list
Some VA Trainings that are being cut because Elon Musk and the Musketeers have deemed them to be.
1- Sexual harassment training.
2-Sexual Assault Training
3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that.
4- Domestic Violence Training
5-Rural Health Training
6-TBI Training
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1- Sexual harassment training.
2-Sexual Assault Training
3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that.
4- Domestic Violence Training
5-Rural Health Training
6-TBI Training
(1/2)
February 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Some VA Trainings that are being cut because Elon Musk and the Musketeers have deemed them to be.
1- Sexual harassment training.
2-Sexual Assault Training
3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that.
4- Domestic Violence Training
5-Rural Health Training
6-TBI Training
(1/2)
1- Sexual harassment training.
2-Sexual Assault Training
3-PTSD Trainings. I'm sure nothing bad will come of that.
4- Domestic Violence Training
5-Rural Health Training
6-TBI Training
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REAGAN: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies… beware of demagogues ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, national security, and the entire free world—while cynically waving the 🇺🇸 flag.”
Trump’s bad ideas are not new.
Trump’s bad ideas are not new.
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
REAGAN: “Our peaceful trading partners are not our enemies; they are our allies… beware of demagogues ready to declare a trade war against our friends—weakening our economy, national security, and the entire free world—while cynically waving the 🇺🇸 flag.”
Trump’s bad ideas are not new.
Trump’s bad ideas are not new.
Update: An email entitled "A Fork in the Road" the exact same email that went to Twitter employees just went out to Federal employees from the same suspect email address that is sending cryptic emails tests all week.
January 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Update: An email entitled "A Fork in the Road" the exact same email that went to Twitter employees just went out to Federal employees from the same suspect email address that is sending cryptic emails tests all week.
Trump wants to offer Federal employees a buyout for 8 months, but 2 problems: 1- The legal amount OPM can offer is 25k, which doesn't cover 8 months. And 2- I can't understate this enough, WE ARE UNDER A CR! There is no money for a buyout.
January 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump wants to offer Federal employees a buyout for 8 months, but 2 problems: 1- The legal amount OPM can offer is 25k, which doesn't cover 8 months. And 2- I can't understate this enough, WE ARE UNDER A CR! There is no money for a buyout.
Describe Philly in a picture? OK...
January 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Describe Philly in a picture? OK...
For the past week, official memos which appear to be written outside of OPM have been passed through OPM as official policy. The directions are coming from lobbyists and lawyers with ties to the Heritage Foundation.
Who's in charge?
Link in the comments
Who's in charge?
Link in the comments
January 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
For the past week, official memos which appear to be written outside of OPM have been passed through OPM as official policy. The directions are coming from lobbyists and lawyers with ties to the Heritage Foundation.
Who's in charge?
Link in the comments
Who's in charge?
Link in the comments
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(1/3)
January 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.
You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
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