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Exciting! ‼️

Merriam-Webster has announced they are updating the definition of “temerity” in their dictionaries starting in 2026 and also including a photo of Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth!
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That Melania is nothing if she ain’t beautiful, ay boys?
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Why fund science when you can “bring back Christianity big-time” and pressure all the people to pray our problems away?
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Awww now the right is piling on? Poor Ka$h!

C’mon, folks… Having a boss who looks around like this regularly doesn’t inspire confidence??
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Imagine your dismay if you wasted money on this dinner.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The weight gain yo-yo is real for poor JD at this particularly tough time of year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Karoline: “New face, who dis?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is there a role for Dan Bovino in all this? 😳
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here try these. They’ll make everything seem a touch rosier. 🌹
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wham, bam, thank you, Mam! 🤣🥰
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Poor Elise got her Mar-A-Lago face for NOTHING??? 😱
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mark your calendars for the heartwarming climax 💘
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Kash follows the scent on whatever trail Kash feels is right in the moment, as a deeply insecure but also very horny and image-aware paranoid schizophrenic. Which is fun.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hmm. Tell me more on that last bullet. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nah, they’d rather focus their energies on
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jesse could do us all a favor and give it a rest.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Which is why grocery sale pricing has become like a shell game.

Last month these cost $4.50 less.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
He pardoned them ALL, including over 170 people who pled guilty to assaulting law enforcement that day.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Join the other boys!
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They’ll claim making any further releases regarding Epstein would constitute a time-wasting distraction.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don’t make Elon jealous.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Truth in marketing
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Nancy would want you to know she’s a survivor of sexual assault + rape. She likes to begin every conversation that way if it’s even remotely relevant to the topic at hand.

But after that bit of shouting, she’ll bow to Trump and continue protecting the Pedo Party, betraying all her fellow survivors.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Every dog has a bark.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The dog who hasn’t barked
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM