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Lamont “Lazarus” Dōngyě
@lazarussonic.bsky.social
Hey I’m Lazarus
Detective for The Voices From Beyond
Kaiju nerd
Coffee enjoyer
And utterly exhausted

Fiancé: Raginvad

Parody account for heatwave D&D
Finally landed in Hong Kong. God I hate long flights, but it’s worth it for him
May 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The fucker that kissed my husband died. I don’t know how though
May 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Guys my fiancé @raginvadragi.bsky.social is Jesus Christ now. What the hell do I do
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And for something more pressing I’d like to say thank you to my hero. Riccy Cai. You’ll be missed Xiǎo dìdì.
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’M NOT DEAD I SWEAR!!! However I am engaged now
May 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Something wicked this way comes
April 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’ll never truly escape the ghost from my past will I?
April 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m gonna be so real with y’all. Miami is starting to feel like Gotham fucking city.
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
April 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
GEYES I HEV A BOIFREND NOW I DONO HOWW THIS IS POZIBEL BUTT HE FUMKIN ADORBABLE
March 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Good god I missed Mr.Wilford’s old soul food spot it’s so GOOD
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yall just learned about hawk tuah……wtf
February 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Running away is easy, it’s the leaving that’s hard” -Samuel T. Herring
January 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This was me growing up
My son loves Godzilla and can't understand why all the movies show him as the bad guy. We watched a movie trailer where Godzilla overthrows an entire city and my son goes "he was just *gesturing*, it was probably an accident"
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 AM
The Godzilla movies are so good, I gotta make @raginvadragi.bsky.social watch some with me
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Part 2: as for killing everyone that’s false. I use a taser for a reason, oh and you’re welcome for saving you from the apocalypse ya bigot
-the Neanderthal with high tech limbs
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Drugs are a problem yes and you just made more, let’s say they get into the wrong hands, The man that was ripped in half was responsible for much more death and he killed someone dear to us,
As for the civilian he deserved it and as far as I’m concerned it’s self defense
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I love @mayorarno.bsky.social s little ideology. “Hey there’s a cocaine problem you know what we should do? SUPER COCAINE”
December 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
What if mine almost got blown off
December 3, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Tf is 2024 on
you only believe other "planets" in our "solar system exist because you're easily fooled by propaganda. once you understand that the "planets" are just projections projected against the dome around earth keeping your mind small and within the ice wall, you will never go back. awaken you're mind
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Same
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 2, 2024 at 10:18 PM
ALRIGHT SHNOMEY FIXED MY FALANGES I CAN TYPE NOW #heatwavednd
December 2, 2024 at 10:15 PM
It’s Laz time, I have arrived and typing with metl fingers is hrd as fuck #heatwavedndcampaign
December 2, 2024 at 1:20 PM