Lazlo Raccoon
@lazloraccoon.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 furry. 27. Rocket Raccoon is my husband.
The Morally Dubious Lagomorph is performing tonight
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The Morally Dubious Lagomorph is performing tonight
Capitalism is antithetical to democracy
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Capitalism is antithetical to democracy
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under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
Happy Black History Month
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Happy Black History Month
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Nightwing vs. Venom oiled up twerk-off
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Nightwing vs. Venom oiled up twerk-off
I need to suck a dick
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I need to suck a dick
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My soul would not rest until I had made this
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
My soul would not rest until I had made this
Send ICE to The Hague.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Send ICE to The Hague.
My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex
The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭
Manifesting
I hear they’re developing a new reality show for Trump & Co.
Apparently it’s European.
Apparently it’s European.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Manifesting
I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey
You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.
I would let the Grinch wreck my shit
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I would let the Grinch wreck my shit
Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving
Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.
In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”
Who wants their dick sucked?
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Who wants their dick sucked?
Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors