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Drea she/her 30+ FE3H Resting Felix face Hopeless netteflix shipper, multishipper otherwise Header by sealfarts https://archiveofourown.org/users/lazy_panda/works
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lazypanda.bsky.social
true, true (but Felix will take whatever support in his anti-Dimitri agenda he can get lol)
lazypanda.bsky.social
Just wait until Dimitri answers a magic-related question quicker than she does 🤯
lazypanda.bsky.social
WIP Wednesday. Based on an idea @cyanspade.bsky.social posted on here a while ago that I couldn't get out of my mind—Dimitri and Annette vying to be Byleth's favourite student (for entirely different reasons 🤭)
#netteflix #dimileth
“I would hide in the thicket and wait for help to arrive,” Dimitri said. “It is foolish to take on so many enemies by yourself.”

Byleth didn’t quite smile in response, but her body relaxed, letting go of the tension it had held while she waited to hear that very answer. “Very good, Dimitri. Always, always, rely on others when you know you need help.”

Felix rolled his eyes as Dimitri straightened in his chair, his pleasure at the praise evident. 

Felix looked at the hint of satisfaction in the professor’s eyes and rolled his eyes harder. He’d warned her, but she wouldn’t listen. There was nothing he could do if she insisted on trying to tame the boar.

“I am sure Annette would have answered correctly if she had truly taken the lessons you have taught us to heart,” Dimitri said, his pleasant smile at odds with his words.

Felix glared at Dimitri’s back, letting out a huff of disbelief. Unbelievable. He couldn’t fathom how the boar had the gall to lecture anyone about not rushing ahead into battle, given he constantly did so on their missions. He’d have done exactly the same as Annette had described, worse probably given that strategy wouldn’t even cross his mind in the rush to quench his bloodlust.

Felix saw Annette’s posture deflate as she sunk into herself. He opened his mouth to defend her—only because of how dishonest the boar was, lying and hiding his true nature from the others, no other reason than that—but was stopped when Annette spoke first.

“It was a trick question!” Her face flamed as she saw everyone staring at her. “Well, um, actions speak louder than words, right? Out of the two of us, who’s the one who always obeys the professor’s instructions in battle and who’s the one who rushes ahead? Huh? Did you think about that?”

Felix hid a smile. Thankfully someone else could recognize that the boar needed to be called out on the stench of hypocrisy that hung around him.
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fecharaterday.bsky.social
The Fire Emblem Character Of The Day is Annette! #Annette #FE #FireEmblem #Nintendo
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towa27art.bsky.social
Day 7 - Byleth (FE3H)
I wasn't going to draw any 3H characters for this but here we are, lol #inktober #fireemblem
lazypanda.bsky.social
I loved creating a new ship tag for the @middleagedfe3h.bsky.social event!
I just think Manuela should kiss women and Annette's mother should be kissed by someone who's not her awful husband 🥰
archiveofourown.org/works/71966751
AO3 Preview. Yes Tonight, Josephine by lazy panda.

Manuela/Annette's mother

Manuela receives an unexpected visitor at Garreg Mach who changes the course of her life forever.

Written for 30+ character weekend Day 3; Prompts: Domestic life, Family
lazypanda.bsky.social
Bonus fic for #FelannieDoubleFlash !
Felix "I don't care about my friends" Fraldarius debasing himself by appearing in a Dorothea Arnault MV to make Sylvain's dream come true? Sounds about right.
Luckily for Felix, Annette makes his own dream come true, too.
archiveofourown.org/works/71589741
AO3 preview. Starring role by lazy panda

Felix/Annette

Sylvain (and Felix) have a surprise for everyone gathered to watch Dorothea Arnault’s latest music video.

Written for Felannie Double Flash; Prompts: Cameo and Envy
lazypanda.bsky.social
Crimson Flower Netteflix smut for #FelannieDoubleFlash
I've been thinking a lot about CF Annette recently, and the empire prompt gave me the excuse I needed to write about it 💔
archiveofourown.org/works/71482526
AO3 preview. One after another by lazy panda.

Annette/Felix.

Annette and Felix deal with the deaths of their former friends the only way they know how—by finding whatever comfort they can in each other.

Written for Felannie Double Flash; Prompt: Empire
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felannieforever.bsky.social
Hiya #felannie / #netteflix fans!

IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO OF #FelannieDoubleFlash !!

Here are week two's prompts! Feel free to post to our collection any time during the event. :3

WEEK TWO PROMPTS:
💙 Envy
🧡 Cameo
💙 Empire
🧡 (Royal) Gala

🍂 Collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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mandaleigh.bsky.social
*~* Apple of my Eye *~*

🍎 #FE3H #Felannie #Felianne
🍎 Flash Ficlet, 450 words
🍎 #FelannieDoubleFlash (Week 1) @felannieforever.bsky.social
🍎 Prompts: Red, Golden, Delicious
🍎 Annette sings about apples in the grocery store. That's it. That's the ficlet.
🍎 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/71037661
A square shaped graphic for a fanfiction, with a background of low opacity red delicious apples. A light red circle is in the center, with a darker red dotted border. Contained within the circles is beige text that reads: Felannie Double Flash. Apple of my Eye. Gen, 450 words.
lazypanda.bsky.social
the tag was literally me thinking I don't think this can be G any longer because of the thigh touching and the alliteration jumped out at me 😂
lazypanda.bsky.social
Netteflix Goddess Tower proposal, written for #FelannieDoubleFlash
archiveofourown.org/works/71155441
AO3 preview. Pledges, not wishes by lazy panda.
Felix/Annette

Felix and Annette visit the Goddess Tower together before they leave Garreg Mach to return to their territories after the war.

Written for Felannie Double Flash; Prompt: Golden
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usagiramens.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Byleth! :D
#FE3H #Byleth #FireEmblem
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bakalakadaka.bsky.social
I don't have to worry about fire emblem three houses discourse because I simply do not fire emblem engage with it
lazypanda.bsky.social
🎉 My 100th fic! 🎉
A prequel of sorts to my first one-shot, where Felix is talked into teaching some of the girls at Garreg Mach (including Annette *gratuitous wink*) brawling #netteflix #felannie
archiveofourown.org/works/71132891
AO3 preview. You do not talk about FIGHTfight club by lazy panda.
Felix/Annette, Felix & Ingrid.

Felix very reluctantly agrees to Ingrid’s plan to help some of the girls at the Officers’ Academy learn some useful brawling skills.

The only good part? Annette is one of his students.
lazypanda.bsky.social
great minds think alike (I will finish this wip one of these days, drunk Annette is too cute 🧡)
“Come on.” Felix pried her hand loose and took it in his own, dragging her behind him as they left the bar.

Annette looked up at the street lights illuminating the pavement, marvelling at the pretty colours swirling at the edges of her vision, losing her balance momentarily before Felix righted her. 

Maybe she’d drunk a bit more than she’d thought.

“Wait. Where are the others?” she asked, noticing for the first time that they weren’t anywhere that she could see.

Felix didn’t answer as he moved ahead of her again, the optical illusion of how broad his back was when the rest of his body was so slim, fascinating Annette to the point where she almost forgot what had so puzzled her before. And why were the tips of his ears red? They were only red when he was embarrassed. He never turned red when he was drunk, unlike her. And his grip was a little bit sweaty, which meant he was also nervous. But why would Felix be nervous? She should ask Sylvain, he’d know. Wait. Where was Sylvain?

“Felix?” Annette asked again. “Are we going to the next bar?”

Felix stopped so suddenly that Annette ran into his back with a soft exhale as she made contact.

“Sorry,” he muttered. “I, uh, wanted to show you something.” He turned around, not meeting her eyes and shrugging his shoulders. “You seem upset and I thought now is as good a time as any.”

Annette tried to hide a smile, but she felt so warm and fuzzy that she suspected her facial muscles weren’t obeying her. “As good a time as any? You really know how to charm a girl,” she teased.
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emeraldlatias.bsky.social
Netteflix
parsnip.bsky.social
i am once again asking if you know that if you routinely sing to a cat while they're curled up on your chest they will learn that singing means cuddle time and come trotting over from wherever they are when you do. it's important that we get this message out to those who need it most
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felannieforever.bsky.social
Hiya #felannie / #netteflix fans!

Guess what time it is? IT'S #FelannieDoubleFlash TIME!!

Here are week one's prompts! Feel free to post to our collection any time during the event. :3

WEEK ONE PROMPTS:
💙 Red
🧡 Golden
💙 Delicious
🧡 (Northern) Spy

🍂 Collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
lazypanda.bsky.social
me too! for once staying up late to watch the direct was worth it 😂
lazypanda.bsky.social
I love both my pieces for Sylvain Rarepair Week (thank you @dorovain.bsky.social for running it!) and I haven't mentioned this one yet.
Modern AU Dorovain featuring a daunting challenge for Dorothea—getting through a Faerghus Four dinner at Olive Garden unscathed
archiveofourown.org/works/55426885
AO3 preview. Always greener by lazy panda

Dorothea/Sylvain, minor Felix/Annette.

Dorothea has long since accepted that her boyfriend’s childhood friends are weird. Like obsessed with swords or knights or being chivalrous in the year 2024 weird. But she’s learnt to grin and bear the dinners where she has to interact with them, knowing that she‘ll never be able to truly win them over no matter how hard she tries. After all, they’re hard people to get to know. It’s not like it’s her failing.

And then Felix—Felix, of all people—gets a girlfriend and Ingrid and Dimitri love her instantly.

Dorothea wishes it didn’t irritate her so much.

But it does.
lazypanda.bsky.social
Detective Sylvain makes an appearance when he finds a Bernie-penned Netteflix smut fic and tries to prove that Felix paid Bernie to write it for him (he didn't)
archiveofourown.org/works/54019336
AO3 preview. Mistaken identity by lazy panda.

Felix/Annette

Sylvain thinks he’s found out a secret about Felix.

Turns out, he’s found out a secret about someone else.
Phoenix strode towards the training grounds, as he always did at this hour. The sun, just rising over the horizon, bathed his visage in an amber glow which matched the colour of his feline eyes. He had no purpose except gaining strength, no eyes for anything other than his feet as they stepped one in front of the other briskly along the path. His single minded focus blinded him so that he had no knowledge of the person watching him from the shadows, her eyes taking in every ripple of his muscles, every movement of his thigh-high boots caressing his muscular calves just as she wished she could.

Felix grimaced in distaste. “Why is she writing about me and calling me Phoenix?” he asked.

“Oh good, you understood it,” Sylvain said.

“Did you think I wouldn’t? Any simpleton could understand this. Felix, Phoenix, training, mentioning my boots, although so lasciviously… They’re practical.”

“Sure they are.”
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emeraldlatias.bsky.social
#fe3htimeskip Day 11: Your Most Unhinged

Ah, yes, my brand. Blame @hewwohayley.bsky.social for the inspo for this modern AU felannie fic about dumb usernames. Think you can guess what the username is? If you can, I will eat my hat.

🎮 archiveofourown.org/works/591238...