Lazy River Lions
@lazyriverlions.bsky.social
So hard to find Bluesky accounts without US politics and/or general nastiness. Just livin' our lives over here. :) #SomeThought
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A #Family account. Family Members by birth year and initials: 1987 DY; 1988 NT; 2022 MJY; 2023 LZY; 2025 ERY; 2010? Punker (cat); 2020? Finn (dog)
#SomeThought First mate and best friend mean the same thing. Go ahead, turn to your bro, galpal, wife, etc. Let them know they're your first mate. Make a day out of it.
83j Dy
83j Dy
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
#SomeThought First mate and best friend mean the same thing. Go ahead, turn to your bro, galpal, wife, etc. Let them know they're your first mate. Make a day out of it.
83j Dy
83j Dy
Reposted by Lazy River Lions
[before kids]
"Man, I'm going to be such a chill parent"
[several years later]
"IF YOU DON'T SWALLOW THAT MILK BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE..."
"Man, I'm going to be such a chill parent"
[several years later]
"IF YOU DON'T SWALLOW THAT MILK BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE..."
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
[before kids]
"Man, I'm going to be such a chill parent"
[several years later]
"IF YOU DON'T SWALLOW THAT MILK BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE..."
"Man, I'm going to be such a chill parent"
[several years later]
"IF YOU DON'T SWALLOW THAT MILK BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE..."
#SomeThought
Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter -- OK, even entertaining. K pop, demon hunters -- Not OK, didnt even give it a chance.
Can i explain that . . . Nope. &>/ Dy
Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter -- OK, even entertaining. K pop, demon hunters -- Not OK, didnt even give it a chance.
Can i explain that . . . Nope. &>/ Dy
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#SomeThought
Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter -- OK, even entertaining. K pop, demon hunters -- Not OK, didnt even give it a chance.
Can i explain that . . . Nope. &>/ Dy
Abraham Lincoln, vampire hunter -- OK, even entertaining. K pop, demon hunters -- Not OK, didnt even give it a chance.
Can i explain that . . . Nope. &>/ Dy
The body shop was so sorry for leaving a tool in the engine block of our car, they gave us their other clients' trunk covers....
Of course, I kidd. It just wasn't the body shop's day.
8>/ Dy
Of course, I kidd. It just wasn't the body shop's day.
8>/ Dy
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The body shop was so sorry for leaving a tool in the engine block of our car, they gave us their other clients' trunk covers....
Of course, I kidd. It just wasn't the body shop's day.
8>/ Dy
Of course, I kidd. It just wasn't the body shop's day.
8>/ Dy
The county provided a general timeline when kids learn speech sounds. I'm super excited for when my kids add"zhuzh" to their vocabulary.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/z...
8cD Dy
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/z...
8cD Dy
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The county provided a general timeline when kids learn speech sounds. I'm super excited for when my kids add"zhuzh" to their vocabulary.
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/z...
8cD Dy
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/z...
8cD Dy
Your only option, as a 2yo, when presented with paint--make yourself the canvas.
O&*/ Dy
O&*/ Dy
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Your only option, as a 2yo, when presented with paint--make yourself the canvas.
O&*/ Dy
O&*/ Dy
MJY, 3yo: Mama, can I have toast?
NT: We need bread to make toast
MJY: Ooh. Can I have bread?
NT: we don't have bread. I'll make some tomorrow.
MJY: ooh. Can I have toast then?
NT: We need bread to make toast ,and we have no bread.
MJY: ooh. Ok. Well, mama I just want bread.
NT: We need bread to make toast
MJY: Ooh. Can I have bread?
NT: we don't have bread. I'll make some tomorrow.
MJY: ooh. Can I have toast then?
NT: We need bread to make toast ,and we have no bread.
MJY: ooh. Ok. Well, mama I just want bread.
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
MJY, 3yo: Mama, can I have toast?
NT: We need bread to make toast
MJY: Ooh. Can I have bread?
NT: we don't have bread. I'll make some tomorrow.
MJY: ooh. Can I have toast then?
NT: We need bread to make toast ,and we have no bread.
MJY: ooh. Ok. Well, mama I just want bread.
NT: We need bread to make toast
MJY: Ooh. Can I have bread?
NT: we don't have bread. I'll make some tomorrow.
MJY: ooh. Can I have toast then?
NT: We need bread to make toast ,and we have no bread.
MJY: ooh. Ok. Well, mama I just want bread.
#SomeThought Can anyone, in reality, over-pray? I'm thinking, "nope."
youtu.be/7VFGyoVMt1g?...
Am I missing the overall point of the song? Absolutely. Lol. Just some thought.
$6) Dy
youtu.be/7VFGyoVMt1g?...
Am I missing the overall point of the song? Absolutely. Lol. Just some thought.
$6) Dy
Lifeboy
YouTube video by Phish - Topic
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
#SomeThought Can anyone, in reality, over-pray? I'm thinking, "nope."
youtu.be/7VFGyoVMt1g?...
Am I missing the overall point of the song? Absolutely. Lol. Just some thought.
$6) Dy
youtu.be/7VFGyoVMt1g?...
Am I missing the overall point of the song? Absolutely. Lol. Just some thought.
$6) Dy
MJY's first haircut. She opted out of the shaved sides/mohawk look. JK. Lol.
8+} Dy
8+} Dy
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
MJY's first haircut. She opted out of the shaved sides/mohawk look. JK. Lol.
8+} Dy
8+} Dy
#DetroitTigers snag Jansen for $11 million one season contract. First thought: Jansen sets and sets and sets again...
youtu.be/bDPRF6SNYsY?...
Will always find Whitt Bass hilarious.
&---) Dy
youtu.be/bDPRF6SNYsY?...
Will always find Whitt Bass hilarious.
&---) Dy
Angels In the Outfield 🍿 | The Best of Whitt Bass (Neal McDonough)
YouTube video by ♪FenderGibson Sounds♪
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#DetroitTigers snag Jansen for $11 million one season contract. First thought: Jansen sets and sets and sets again...
youtu.be/bDPRF6SNYsY?...
Will always find Whitt Bass hilarious.
&---) Dy
youtu.be/bDPRF6SNYsY?...
Will always find Whitt Bass hilarious.
&---) Dy
#SomeThought what would you say is the probability of picking out a squeaky cart at the supermarket?
@) Dy
@) Dy
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
#SomeThought what would you say is the probability of picking out a squeaky cart at the supermarket?
@) Dy
@) Dy
At first, "slop" sounds so underwhelming and shame on Webster. But then, it makes total sense after clicking the link in the post.
$) Dy
$) Dy
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
At first, "slop" sounds so underwhelming and shame on Webster. But then, it makes total sense after clicking the link in the post.
$) Dy
$) Dy
LZY's go-to sound at one month old when experiencing any sort of perceived discomfort--straight up velociraptor.
youtu.be/ifgCsFPo3jE?...
youtu.be/ifgCsFPo3jE?...
Velociraptor Sounds
YouTube video by Nickstens
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
LZY's go-to sound at one month old when experiencing any sort of perceived discomfort--straight up velociraptor.
youtu.be/ifgCsFPo3jE?...
youtu.be/ifgCsFPo3jE?...
ERY's, 1 month old, go-to sound effect when he's getting all riled up in our arms--the whomp from Mario 64.
youtu.be/rgNE46--SNo?...
youtu.be/rgNE46--SNo?...
Super Mario 64 thwomp and whomp line s
YouTube video by Super Mario 64 archive
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ERY's, 1 month old, go-to sound effect when he's getting all riled up in our arms--the whomp from Mario 64.
youtu.be/rgNE46--SNo?...
youtu.be/rgNE46--SNo?...
We, yesterday, picked up a vehicle from a body shop. They said we have to see a mechanic now since strange noises are now present.
How does a repair business return a product more damaged than originally received and then act as if it's business as usual?
No remorse . . . it's sad. :l Dy
How does a repair business return a product more damaged than originally received and then act as if it's business as usual?
No remorse . . . it's sad. :l Dy
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We, yesterday, picked up a vehicle from a body shop. They said we have to see a mechanic now since strange noises are now present.
How does a repair business return a product more damaged than originally received and then act as if it's business as usual?
No remorse . . . it's sad. :l Dy
How does a repair business return a product more damaged than originally received and then act as if it's business as usual?
No remorse . . . it's sad. :l Dy
Reposted by Lazy River Lions
#Roary and #Rampage get some #Christmas spirit in #TheGrove in #LosAngeles before tomorrow's game at 4:25 PM when #DetroitLions take on the #LosAngelesRams #NFL #MascotWorld #OnePride #HuntingSeason
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
#Roary and #Rampage get some #Christmas spirit in #TheGrove in #LosAngeles before tomorrow's game at 4:25 PM when #DetroitLions take on the #LosAngelesRams #NFL #MascotWorld #OnePride #HuntingSeason
My kids may be weird or maybe it's normal . . . they come to a playground, rummage through the birdhouse library and try to read into the twilight hours....
To be fair, I did run around with them right before this part. Lol.
Opv) Dy
To be fair, I did run around with them right before this part. Lol.
Opv) Dy
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My kids may be weird or maybe it's normal . . . they come to a playground, rummage through the birdhouse library and try to read into the twilight hours....
To be fair, I did run around with them right before this part. Lol.
Opv) Dy
To be fair, I did run around with them right before this part. Lol.
Opv) Dy
#SomeThought Do you think dogs get jealous when they look at our hands and they look at their paws?
&-j Dy
&-j Dy
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
#SomeThought Do you think dogs get jealous when they look at our hands and they look at their paws?
&-j Dy
&-j Dy
We, DY and NT, believe in the baby sensory HEY BEAR YouTube items. They worked well for LZY and MJY. ERY, 1 month old, not interested. We're gonna go with NES walkthroughs for now--Kirby's Adventure on the docket today. Great music, great graphics, great premise. G=•[] Dy
youtu.be/AN_DjirV2Gc?...
youtu.be/AN_DjirV2Gc?...
Kirby's Adventure - Full Game - 100% Walkthrough
YouTube video by RetroArchive
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We, DY and NT, believe in the baby sensory HEY BEAR YouTube items. They worked well for LZY and MJY. ERY, 1 month old, not interested. We're gonna go with NES walkthroughs for now--Kirby's Adventure on the docket today. Great music, great graphics, great premise. G=•[] Dy
youtu.be/AN_DjirV2Gc?...
youtu.be/AN_DjirV2Gc?...
And then BAND OF GYPSIES enters the CD player while I round out the accounting workday. Much popular music is so boring since it's so smooth, so perfected; more than any other time in music production. Value is had in all the mistakes, feelings and baring of souls.
youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...
H0-/ Dy
youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...
H0-/ Dy
Machine Gun (Live)
YouTube video by Jimi Hendrix - Topic
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
And then BAND OF GYPSIES enters the CD player while I round out the accounting workday. Much popular music is so boring since it's so smooth, so perfected; more than any other time in music production. Value is had in all the mistakes, feelings and baring of souls.
youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...
H0-/ Dy
youtu.be/Lw2L_vGUMtE?...
H0-/ Dy
GRAYFOLDED and INFRARED ROSES in one day, the same day. What a day to be alive. :)
youtu.be/er0qOWqxUkg?...
&6*[] DY
youtu.be/er0qOWqxUkg?...
&6*[] DY
"Grayfolded" - Grateful Dead & John Oswald (Vinyl Side 1 Audio with Time Map)
YouTube video by Zumic
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
GRAYFOLDED and INFRARED ROSES in one day, the same day. What a day to be alive. :)
youtu.be/er0qOWqxUkg?...
&6*[] DY
youtu.be/er0qOWqxUkg?...
&6*[] DY
If you got time, celebrate beginning and/or birth. The dawning if you will....
I'll be celebrating. 8-0 Dy
I'll be celebrating. 8-0 Dy
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you got time, celebrate beginning and/or birth. The dawning if you will....
I'll be celebrating. 8-0 Dy
I'll be celebrating. 8-0 Dy
The littlest man of the house--ERY, 1 month old--and his music for his first real nap. He's already taken kindly to country, let's see how he feels about movie jazziness. :)
So) Dy
youtu.be/uNLAYwi98Ew?...
So) Dy
youtu.be/uNLAYwi98Ew?...
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The littlest man of the house--ERY, 1 month old--and his music for his first real nap. He's already taken kindly to country, let's see how he feels about movie jazziness. :)
So) Dy
youtu.be/uNLAYwi98Ew?...
So) Dy
youtu.be/uNLAYwi98Ew?...
NT thought 2yo LZY doodied her diaper; asked 3yo MJY to smell and see.
MJY knelt down, took a whiff and confirmed.
Kids will do anything. Blessing, curse or both? I'm going with "who cares," have fun and be nice as much as you can as a parent.
&o/? Dy
MJY knelt down, took a whiff and confirmed.
Kids will do anything. Blessing, curse or both? I'm going with "who cares," have fun and be nice as much as you can as a parent.
&o/? Dy
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
NT thought 2yo LZY doodied her diaper; asked 3yo MJY to smell and see.
MJY knelt down, took a whiff and confirmed.
Kids will do anything. Blessing, curse or both? I'm going with "who cares," have fun and be nice as much as you can as a parent.
&o/? Dy
MJY knelt down, took a whiff and confirmed.
Kids will do anything. Blessing, curse or both? I'm going with "who cares," have fun and be nice as much as you can as a parent.
&o/? Dy