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Little Boys Room
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Classic Little Boys Room Comics (circa 2013-2016) by Richard Scooperman (Missing, presumed dead). Collected & posted by family friend & longtime neighbor Dave Tomlinson (USMC vet, Bobcat Co. Engineer, retired, proud grandfather of 4!)
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Gimmie a Hell Yea (published 11/18/2015) NOTE: After triple checking, this is actually the 317th 'Little Boys Room,' NOT the 316th.
Little Boys Room #316 by SCOOPER p1. Scooper is wearing an Austin 316 shirt. He says, "Little Boys Room #316. You know what THAT means, right?" Grayson is nonplussed. He says, "What, that you're going to give me a Stone Cold Stunner? You ALREADY gave me a stunner in LBR #184, so I DOUBT you'll do the same thing AGAIN!" p2. Scoop pulls down his glasses and says to us, the reader, "If you want to see me give Grayson another stunner, GIMMIE A HELL YEAH!" p3. Scoop performs a flawless Stone Cold Stunner to Grayson. p4. Scoop poses in victory for the crowd. They cheer for him and hold up signs of support. One of the signs says, "I LOVE TOMMY McNAMARA" who is a very funny stand up comedian.
April 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Baha Men (published 11/16/2015)
Little Boys Room '99 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop is by himself. He says, "'Breaka' Butler. Herschell Small. Dyson Knight. Colyn 'Moe' Grand. Anthony 'Monks' Flowers Leroy. Jeffery Chea. Rick Carey. Patrick Carey. Isaiah Taylor." p2. "Those are the names of the Baha Men." p3. We see an officer has pulled over Scoop. He says, "Okay, sure, but do you know why I pulled you over today?" And Scoop says "Cause I was going fucking FAST."
April 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Complicated (published 11/13/2015)
Little Boys Room #200 by Richard Scooperman p1. Scoop approaches a Hip New Burger restaurant: Bad Burger p2. An uninterested hipster waiter hands Scoop a menu while he's looking at his phone - bad service. p3. Scoop looks at a series of expensive, fancy burgers like 'The Big One,' 'The Butchershop,' 'Feel The Burn' and 'Captains Courageous.' The all cost over $25 p4. Scoop is sad and is daydreaming about a simple burger. It's captioned, "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else, gets me frustrated. Life's like this. You, you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honest, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it, No, no, no. - Avril Lavigne, 2002"
April 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Language (published 11/11/2015)
Little Boys Room #1 by SCOOPER p1. Scooper is with a little old man smoking a pipe. He says "Richard, I wish you took a more active interest in things like grammar, vocabulary, spelling and punctuation!" Scooper goes, "peh!" p2. Scooper says, "Wow, Professor. I thought you knew." He says, "Knew what?" p3. Scoop does a B<X trick and says, "LANGUAGE is a PRISON!"
April 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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For the Fellas (published 11/9/2015)
Little Boys Room #100 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop is a fancy bartender. He says, "This comic is for all of the GUYS in the audience. And frankly, I'm ASHAMED that I have to do this." He is grabbing some booze. p2. He pours some booze into a shaker. he says, "Fellas, do me a favor. Get your beds off of the damn floor!" p3. He shakes the shaker. "I mean, honestly! What, are you 13? Are you going through a PHASE?" p4. He pours it into a martini glass. Scoop says, "Grow the hell up and buy a bedframe! And wash your sheets, for cryin' our loud!"
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Fuck Cheese (published 11/6/2015)
Little Boys Room #400 by SCOOPER p1. Two snobs are in a cheese shop while a "hip young cheese monger" looks at them. One says, "Nutty, creamy, and assertive! This is an EXCEPTIONAL Gruyere!" The other says, "I concur! And it will pair splendidly with that bottle of Sauvignon Blanc!" p2. The cheese monger removes his bandana and wig - it's SCOOP! He says' GOT YA!" They go, "Egad!" and "Not again!" p3. Scoop is looking mischievous. He says, "that AIN'T cheese!" p4. The snobs look horrified as Scoop says, "it's MY OWN SNOT!" and they go, "dear God..." p5. Scoop wails on an electric guitar as the snobs look down, despondent. Scoop says, "FUCK CHEESE"
April 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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All Your Base (published 11/4/2015)
Little Boys Room #5000 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop sits down in front of a laptop p2. He clicks on something p3. A musical chime appears p4. "What happen?" p5. "Someone set us up the bomb" Scoop laughs: snkt p6. It's a clip from a video game: "OPERATOR: We get signal" p7. "CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!" p8: "CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" p9. Scoop goes, "LOL!" p10: "Still funny! Even after fourteen years!"
March 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Little Sharks Room (published 11/2/2015)
It's a long list of weird shark puns. Then after, we see Scooper ordering from a McDonalds. He says, "Anyway, those are all of the episodes of 'Street Sharks,' can I have a #7 please." and the employee goes "ok"
March 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Frankenstein (published 10/30/2015)
Little Boys Roooooooooom #1031 by SCOOOOOOOPER p1. Scooper is dressed as Frankenstein. He says, "Happy Halloween! It's me - Frankenstein!" Grayson is there dressed as a hobbit. He says, "UHHHHHHHHH. Don't you mean FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER??" p2. Scoop pulls down his glasses and says, "Hey Grayson! Fuck you!" p3. Scoop puts Grayson in a Scorpion Death Drop, one of Sting's finishers p4. Scoop poses victoriously in the center of the ring as the crowds scream for him!
March 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Ghosts (published 10/28/2015)
Little Boys Room MAILBAG #200 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop is holding a letter. It reads, "Dear Scoop, Do you believe in ghosts? Your friend, Kevin" p2. Scoop says, "Why, YES, Kevin. I DO believe in ghosts!" p3. "...because I see one every day!!" he points to a ghost floating behind him p4. The ghost is a sad looking spirit, frowning, and written on the ghost is the phrase, 'UNCLE KRACKER'S CAREER'
March 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Mrs. Walrus 3 (published 10/26/2015)
Little Boys Room #100 by SCOOPER p1. Scooper approaches Mrs. Walrus. She says, "Hello, Richard." and he says "Hi, Mrs. Walrus." p2. Mrs. Walrus says, "It's hard to predict what's going to happen this World Series, it really is." Scoop says, "Oh?" p3. "The Mets, or course, have incredible pitching, and their offense has been great, too. There's Wright, Cespedes, and surprisingly, Daniel Murphy! He's hit seven postseason homeruns, six consecutively! The Royals have been a very good team, too. They're extremely fast, have great defense, and they have a really good bullpen, especially the hard throwing closer Wade Davis. The Mets have the pitching, but the Royals are true comeback kings. They don't have power hitters but they can string together solid base hits and doubles and could sneak in a few runs. But there's an old adage; good pitching beats good hitting. It's a tough call, but I'm making it: Mets in six. p4: She continues, "It's going to be a good World Series, especially towards the later innings. I bet the last half of every game will be filled with a lot of comeback drama!" p5. She continues, "What a match-up: the Mets bullpen up against the Royals, who epitomize that never say die attitude." Scoop says, "Wow! Another classic appearance by Mrs. Walrus!"
March 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Derailed (posted 10/23/2015)
Little Boys Room #95 by RICH SCOOPERMAN p1. Scoop's beard friend considers p2. He arranges a little tree just so p3. He gives a thumbs up p4. We see he's standing in front of an impressive model railroad! p5. He hears a knock at the door p6. It's Scoop with an ax! p7. Scoop approaches the set with his ax raised p8. His friend watches in horror
March 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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LIGHTS OUT (published 10/21/2015)
Little Boys Room #99 by SCOOPER p1. The glasses friend is sleeping peacefully in his bedroom. ZZZZZ... p2. SCOOP kicks the door open and screams "LIGHTS OUT." The boy wakes up with a start and goes "wha..." p3. Scoop approaches the bed. His friend is terrified as Scoop goes "GUERILLA RADIO." p4. Scoop is in his friends face now, "TURN THAT SHIT UP!" and his friend goes "Get out of my room you dickhead!"
March 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Moon-Lighting (published 10/19/2015)
LITTLE BOYS ROOM MAILBAG p1. Scoop is reading a letter. It says, "Dear Scoop, Here's how you turn a picture of a light bulb into a picture of a man with his pants down!!" p2. Scoop sees a picture of a lightbulb p3. The writer of the letter has drawn a couple lines to make it look like a man mooning us. It says, "Your friend, Kevin" p4. Scoop looks very upset.
March 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Mayor Harrington (published 10/16/2015)
Little Boys Room #1 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop is skateboarding. "Well, golly! I can't wait to get to the Skate Park to practice my Nosegrab tailslides!" p2. He's shocked! p3. We see what he's looking at - "SKATE PARK CLOSED by order of Mayor Harrington" p4. We get a closeup of 'Mayor Harrington' p5. We see Scoop angry. He says, "harrington." p6. He screams: HARRINGTON! p7. We see a city skyline and Scoop yells: THIS ISN'T OVER!!! !!! p8 We see a fancy mansion - "MAYORAL MANSION: KEEP OUT" it says on the gate. We see Scoop's yells: "HARRINGTON!" p9. We see the evil Mayor Harrington sitting in a pile of gold, money and jewels labeled 'SLUSH FUND.' She tells a faithful servant: 'THERE! I've just signed a new law that OUTLAWS the McRib! NOW! To celebrate! Fenwick, fetch me a glass of the '82 Chambolle-Musigny." Fenwick says, "Yes, mayor"
March 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Inside Llewyn Davis (published 10/14/2015)
Little Boys Room #301 by SCOOPER p1. Scooper pulls on a cigarette p2. He lets out the smoke from his mouth and nostrils (?) p3. He looks at us and says "'Inside Llewyn Davis' is super underrated." p4. He is on his bike at the drive through menu at McDonalds just standing there, smoking and looking into the distance. A car behind him beeps in frustration. BEEEP-BEEP! HONK!
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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#300 (published 10/12/2015)
This is going to look like sludge on Bluesky, it's just a big long comic with 12 pieces of art from other cartoonists. It's really great. I wish it looked better here. I wish a lot of things.
March 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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(screams) (published 10/9/2015)
We move down the ocean in a food chain - various planktons getting eaten by squids and mackerel, who get eaten by tuna, who gets eaten by the seal and humans. And who eats them all? Scooper as a Great White Shark. And it says "I AM A GOD" (NOTE: We didn't know about Kanye back then!)
March 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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October 7th (published 10/7/2015)
Little Boys Room #300 by SCOOPERMAN p1. Scoop is at the bank. The teller goes, "Oh! Your deposit slip isn't dated!" Scoop says, "Whoops! My apologies!" p2. He asks, "What's todays date?" She says, "October 7th." He goes, "REALLY!" p3. He continues, "October 7th! Gosh that happened fast! Ha, ha! Y'know...that means it's been a long time since I've called out PITCHFORK." p4. He turns to the 'camera' and points at us, yelling, "HEY! PITCHFORK! YOU SUCK!" the teller goes, "uh" and he continues, "WHY DON'T YOU GO BURN IN HELL, RYAN FUCKING SCHREIBER?!!"
March 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Oh, dear. (published 10/5/2015)
Little Boys Room #300 by Richard Scooperman p1. Scoop is running and jumping into a pile of colorful leaves. A nervous little boy named Conor says, "uh...Scoop...?" p2. "Don't you know it's unsafe to jump in piles of leaves...?" Scoop is having the time of his life. p3. "Those leaf piles can be hiding any number of sharp rocks or branches, not to mention dangerous ticks!" Scoop pops his head out of the pile. p4. "And, uh. You're also a grown man, so..." Scoop looks mad. p5. "Wow. Wow, Conor. I guess you didn't hear." Scoop says. "Hear what...?" p6. Scoop kicks Conor in the ass, sending him towards a pile of leaves. "YOU SUCK!" he says. "oh, dear" says Conor.
March 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Tattoo (published 10/2/2015)
Little Boys Room #300 by SCOOPER p1. BZZZZZZT! Exterior of Tattoo parlor p2. A tattoo artist is working on Scoop's back. She says, "That should do it!" p3. She looks at her work and goes, "my god" p4. "this must be what heaven looks like..." and it's a mashup of a bunch of Guster album covers!
March 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Poker (published 9/30/2015)
Little Boys Club #1 by SCOOTER p1. Scoop is playing poker with his friends. He's not doing so good. His glasses friend says, "Wow, Scoop! You're really bad at poker!" Scoop says, "Oh, yeah...?" p2. The glasses friend looks stunned. Scoop is saying to him, "Well, YOU'RE really bad at holding down a job!!" The guy says, "Hey!' p3. He talks to his beard friend, "And YOU'RE really bad at getting a girlfriend!" He's mad. He says, "Scoop...!" p4. He's talking to his nose friend - "And YOU"RE really bad at never finishing a marathon under 3 hours!" The man is crying, he says "what'd I ever do to you??" p5. AND SO...! Scoop is all alone, but he has all the chips. He is smoking a big cigar and is very very happy
March 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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In England... (published 9/28/2015)
p1. Scoop is looking in the refrigerator while his beard friend reads a book titled 'Visit England!'. His friend says, "Did you know that in England, chips are called crisps and cookies are called biscuits?" p2. He continues, "And in England, theater is spelled theatre and favorite is spelled favourite?" Scoop looks mad. p3. He continues: "And in England..." Scoop slams his hands on the table and says "ENOUGH." p4. An American flag waves behind him as Scoop says, "England sucks and should go back to Hell where it belongs."
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#squadgoals (published 9/25/2015)
Scoop is on a motorcycle and he's riding next to Waluigi on a motorcycle and Wario on a motorcycle, and it's captioned '#squadgoals' This isn't a comic so much as just a drawing? There are no punchlines or anything.
March 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Love Rollercoaster (published 9/23/2015)
Little Boys Room 2000 by SCOOPER p1. Scoop is in the front car of a roller coaster about to hit the top of the track. CLICKA CLICKA CLICKA CLICKA p2. Scoop looks at us and says, "I don't remember what love is!" p3. The roller coaster goes down! Weeeeee! Poor guy!
March 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM