Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com

Me: I’m just gonna rest my eyes.
Also me: [wakes up in 2047 married to a raccoon in space]

Manifesting a man who brings me food, rubs my back, and tells me I’m pretty even when I look like a sleepy potato.

I told myself I’d be productive today.
So far I’ve eaten cereal out of a mug and argued with my dog.
10/10 morning.

If we’re not laughing together in the grocery store while picking out snacks for a road trip we’re never going on… what are we even doing?

Who needs abs when you’ve got good Wi-Fi?

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?