dancing to get low at a bat mitzvah in 2005 would fix me
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
dancing to get low at a bat mitzvah in 2005 would fix me
why are people so fucking weird about jenna marbles
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
why are people so fucking weird about jenna marbles
just another day feeling sad about pigeons
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
just another day feeling sad about pigeons
paulie had to wear a cone for a bit to treat a hotspot and he’s not coping well
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
paulie had to wear a cone for a bit to treat a hotspot and he’s not coping well
watched the muppets christmas carol tonight (excellent) and unfortunately now each song from the movie will take turns being stuck in my head for the rest of my life (annoying)
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
watched the muppets christmas carol tonight (excellent) and unfortunately now each song from the movie will take turns being stuck in my head for the rest of my life (annoying)
whenever me and my cat are hanging out one of us has to get violent immediately
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
whenever me and my cat are hanging out one of us has to get violent immediately
gifting multiple loved ones @tkingfisher.com books this year, since she really has something for every flavor of nerd 🪲💀🌱🗡️🥀🐍
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
gifting multiple loved ones @tkingfisher.com books this year, since she really has something for every flavor of nerd 🪲💀🌱🗡️🥀🐍
unfortunately one of my toxic traits is that i simply love a gimmick, a novelty item. i’m all “fuck corporations” until i get some grinch socks with my happy meal and then im all in 🥲
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
unfortunately one of my toxic traits is that i simply love a gimmick, a novelty item. i’m all “fuck corporations” until i get some grinch socks with my happy meal and then im all in 🥲
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
my dog is really struggling with daylights savings time this year
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my dog is really struggling with daylights savings time this year
assigned Salt Life at birth……. anyway workshopping this one but hope i enjoyed my long island tight five. meet back here again next year
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
assigned Salt Life at birth……. anyway workshopping this one but hope i enjoyed my long island tight five. meet back here again next year
on long island cops are like spiders… you may not see them but you’re never more than 100 feet from one another
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
on long island cops are like spiders… you may not see them but you’re never more than 100 feet from one another
i visited my parents this weekend and the spirit of long island really seized me because i blacked out and bought two velour tracksuits
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i visited my parents this weekend and the spirit of long island really seized me because i blacked out and bought two velour tracksuits
i was trying to schedule a craft day and kota told me to choose friends over football when the best time
was during the birds game. so i did, and i didn’t watch it, and we LOST and its not a coincidence 😡😡😡😡
was during the birds game. so i did, and i didn’t watch it, and we LOST and its not a coincidence 😡😡😡😡
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i was trying to schedule a craft day and kota told me to choose friends over football when the best time
was during the birds game. so i did, and i didn’t watch it, and we LOST and its not a coincidence 😡😡😡😡
was during the birds game. so i did, and i didn’t watch it, and we LOST and its not a coincidence 😡😡😡😡
the writers of friends had to make marcel a male monkey because they thought ross would’ve acted inappropriately with a female one
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the writers of friends had to make marcel a male monkey because they thought ross would’ve acted inappropriately with a female one
just watched a little kid rub a candy against the wall of the bus and then put it in her mouth. and then she took it out and did it again
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
just watched a little kid rub a candy against the wall of the bus and then put it in her mouth. and then she took it out and did it again
i think my only new years resolution will be to start using storygraph consistently
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i think my only new years resolution will be to start using storygraph consistently
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This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is Scotty. He is not chasing his own tail's shadow. If you'll notice, he actually has it cornered. 13/10 (TT: lifewithscotty)
i got my hair cut and it came out too short and i’m being really brave about it (only crying a little bit)
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i got my hair cut and it came out too short and i’m being really brave about it (only crying a little bit)
they need to invent a doordash where it’s just someone bringing you a snack up to bed from your kitchen
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
they need to invent a doordash where it’s just someone bringing you a snack up to bed from your kitchen
i’m back into wordle lately and i actually think i’m getting worse at it the longer i play
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i’m back into wordle lately and i actually think i’m getting worse at it the longer i play
maybe this is severely antisocial of me but i truly think crowding into an elevator instead of waiting for one of the other m 5 to come is unforgivably freakish behavior
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
maybe this is severely antisocial of me but i truly think crowding into an elevator instead of waiting for one of the other m 5 to come is unforgivably freakish behavior
i hate when i get dollar store candy and it tastes like dollar store candy
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i hate when i get dollar store candy and it tastes like dollar store candy
i stepped in a garbage juice puddle and now i have stinky foot :(
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i stepped in a garbage juice puddle and now i have stinky foot :(
