My nephew won defensive player of the week for our section here in NY and I’m really happy for him but I still haven’t been able to make myself go see any of the kids play football because I am a baby and watching them get hit will make me so mad.

Rochester is absolutely going to claim this as a hometown victory if the Blue Jays win thanks to Ernie Clement being from Brighton. I’m fine with this. Bring it home, Emoney.

Well that was great.

One of our neighbors planted some new trees so my dog and his large friend broke containment to go make sure they were thoroughly sniffed and coated in the proper scent

Going to see the Maron documentary tonight with my lady friend and I am expecting this one is gonna make me cry real, real hard because it’s about him losing his wife and she lost her husband around the same time so, yeah, mentally preparing for that now.

it was like 87, ish? when we watched it on VHS at home, and there was one little McMansion development that had started to pop up a few miles away from us (also in the boonies) and I remember being super freaked out by it after the movie.

Those developments were just starting to pop up around here in WNY when I saw it for the first time as a kid, which was right around the time we learned about the Native American history of our area, so that 1-2 punch timed out perfectly to make that maybe the most scary movie I’ve ever seen.

If I’m reading the room correctly, it seems like Miller is trying really hard to start a civil war while Trump is barely aware of what’s real and what isn’t, and maybe it’s just me, but for me? I don’t think that ends well for anybody.

Wolfman Jack says, “human voices wake us and we drown, baby!”

Ah, yes, the historic political neutrality of the military.

Go Jays!

My main problem with watching horror and thrillers and the like is I don’t scare easy. Not much gets to me. Just sharks. The ocean in general, really. Being alone. The dark. Puzzles I can’t solve. Ghost infestations. Poltergeists. Witches. Oh man, witches really scare me. Bees. But other than that?

I don’t think anybody hates the Yankees as much as Vlad Guerrero.

How can you not be romantic about baseball

Wonder how many ICE agents are at the Yankees game as fans tonight.

I’ve been assuming he would be this whole time.

Think about how good he was at switching from hapless wannabe actor to God’s Killing Machine on Barry, and how naturally he seemed to be able to direct, and this Jonestown series has massive potential to be really great. I just can’t shake the image of a committed Hader as Jones being terrifying.

Ighhhh I’m bored

Something about the fact that Bill Hader is just out there writing and directing and presumably starring in Jonestown series for HBO is really exciting but also very unnerving. Hader as Jim Jones could be really ve upsetting to see.

I could easily defeat every slasher movie villain, that goes without saying (because of my strong muscles and fighting skills), but I’d absolutely wreck Freddy Krueger.

Coming into my dreams all “I got knife hands” and shit. Fuck off, dude, you don’t even want to know what I can turn my hands into

Going to watch Bring Her Back tonight. Heard good things, and also bad things, either way the point is my streak of a spooky movie per day this month continues and people can’t say it didn’t.

It seems like the overarching theme of almost all American art of the last 100 years is “rich people are evil” and yet here we are.

Re-watching season one of True Detective and it’s very funny how deep everybody got into figuring out the underlying mystery and whether it was supernatural show or not and in the end, as usual, it was just rich people who are also insane getting away with whatever they want because of money.