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Lee Robbins
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Amateur Kite Enthusiast
How many people have had this conversation with their Boomer parents? And by “dead” I just mean dead inside. Happy #SuperBowl   Sunday #BadBunny #halftimeshow
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
#Protip for young people: if the US government starts drafting for the war with #Iran, simply dodge the draft. What’s the worst that can happen? You become an appealing #GOP candidate for president in 2032
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am now a #kite guy at the beach #fun
April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Beautiful day on the #GulfofMexico #FDT
April 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Midwesterner nightmare
March 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Practicing my Bob Ross strokes today #happyaccidents
March 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My wife: “I’m going to go put my jams on.”

Me: [watching Hootie & the Blowfish Unplugged] “I’ve got my jams on!”

🎼🎶🎤🎸🥁
March 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
For those into crime documentaries, Hulu has one out set 1/2 mile from my house. I walk my dog past this haunted house, #serialkiller burial ground every day
February 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Found this channel on my Samsung TV this weekend and it F’n rocks. This is the BEST alternative to regular TV out there #LettermanTV
February 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: Randy Quaid’s best character on film is Ishmael Boorg, not Cousin Eddie #Hottake #Kingpin
February 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
February 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Lee Robbins
I swear we’ll never get anywhere by yelling things like “fascism” or “authoritarianism” or “he’s a dictator” or “he’s getting away with it all” or “he’s taking over.”

All that does is make Trump look stronger.

100% of our messaging should be about how weak and inept he is.
January 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The cost to remake Cool Hand Luke today would easily be more expensive than making all the Avatar films combined #eggs
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January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sex is great, but have you ever replaced a major home appliance and used it for the first time and been relieved that your house might not burn down now? #newdryer
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My wife told me to bundle up before our dog walk this morning, and I sh*t you not, I said “#Bundlerooski”. #NotProud #StateFarm
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Another year that I’ll be more excited for the #PuppyBowl than the #SuperBowl
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Happy birthday Kelly Kapowski!
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Every. First. Down. #NFL
January 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I can’t wait to walk into the Post Office and ask for a Book of Bettys
The U.S. Postal Service will honor Betty White with a 2025 Forever Stamp, celebrating the late "Golden Girls" star as an "icon of American television."
January 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Showing up to the bus stop this afternoon in this fit
January 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Lee Robbins
“Cheer up, someday you’ll attend my funeral.”
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I still call it Deer Creek, you think I’m going to start saying the Gulf of America?
January 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by Lee Robbins
This is the most confident that any man has ever been.
January 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My dog does NOT like staying up this late #NewYearsEve2024
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM