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legendoflapis.bsky.social
@legendoflapis.bsky.social
A 32 year old whole ass lizard. (They/them)
Apparently there are 4 separate car wrecks ahead of us for the next 2 miles. Bruh like how we aren’t even moving?
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I really just don’t want to have to cross county move again.
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t know if I can get over this absolutely unprofessional betrayal
July 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ao3 is down for maintenance now what am I supposed to do? Go play outside like a peasant? Read a book like a child?
July 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Broke my inhaler so I guess my asthma isn’t as mild as I thought it was because what the fuck is breathing anymore?
June 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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happy pride month btw
June 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just want to play Stardew Valley and not have a tummy ache
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Everything I have ever learned about clowns has been against my will
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Having some 🌱gummies and watching Conclave
April 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I refuse to feel bad about something I didn’t know I was supposed to do
April 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
New years gummie hitting too hard
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Confessing your love and then immediately get sent to Super hell? Iconic.

Whatever is going on right now? Not iconic.
November 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
“Insurance doesn’t cover exorcisms” might be my new favorite line in cinema. #teacup
November 3, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Sometimes you quickly draw SpongeBob for one of your students (4yo) and then it becomes the only thing the draw for a whole week
November 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Getting taxes done and not a single Sick Jan insight
March 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Together now everybody! PUT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
March 1, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My sinuses are so bad at night I’m ready to chug a full bottle of hot sauce for just enough time to fall asleep.
January 7, 2024 at 7:18 AM
4yo girl: LIZ! LIZ! HE SAID “WHAT THE”!
4yo boy: no I didn’t I said FUCK
November 29, 2023 at 7:17 PM
How dare my body wash to breath
November 28, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Love these new meds I have zero feelings now.
November 15, 2023 at 2:30 AM
It’s not my fault reading isn’t fundamental.
November 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I can sleep now, but at what cost?
November 10, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I’m so sick of you and your useless bull shit just go to medical school already
November 7, 2023 at 6:12 PM