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A 32 year old whole ass lizard. (They/them)
Apparently there are 4 separate car wrecks ahead of us for the next 2 miles. Bruh like how we aren’t even moving?
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Apparently there are 4 separate car wrecks ahead of us for the next 2 miles. Bruh like how we aren’t even moving?
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Who robbed the Louvre? right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? right answers only
I really just don’t want to have to cross county move again.
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I really just don’t want to have to cross county move again.
I don’t know if I can get over this absolutely unprofessional betrayal
July 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I don’t know if I can get over this absolutely unprofessional betrayal
Ao3 is down for maintenance now what am I supposed to do? Go play outside like a peasant? Read a book like a child?
July 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ao3 is down for maintenance now what am I supposed to do? Go play outside like a peasant? Read a book like a child?
Broke my inhaler so I guess my asthma isn’t as mild as I thought it was because what the fuck is breathing anymore?
June 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Broke my inhaler so I guess my asthma isn’t as mild as I thought it was because what the fuck is breathing anymore?
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happy pride month btw
June 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
happy pride month btw
I just want to play Stardew Valley and not have a tummy ache
May 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just want to play Stardew Valley and not have a tummy ache
Everything I have ever learned about clowns has been against my will
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Everything I have ever learned about clowns has been against my will
Having some 🌱gummies and watching Conclave
April 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Having some 🌱gummies and watching Conclave
I refuse to feel bad about something I didn’t know I was supposed to do
April 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I refuse to feel bad about something I didn’t know I was supposed to do
New years gummie hitting too hard
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
New years gummie hitting too hard
Confessing your love and then immediately get sent to Super hell? Iconic.
Whatever is going on right now? Not iconic.
Whatever is going on right now? Not iconic.
November 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Confessing your love and then immediately get sent to Super hell? Iconic.
Whatever is going on right now? Not iconic.
Whatever is going on right now? Not iconic.
Sometimes you quickly draw SpongeBob for one of your students (4yo) and then it becomes the only thing the draw for a whole week
November 2, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes you quickly draw SpongeBob for one of your students (4yo) and then it becomes the only thing the draw for a whole week
Getting taxes done and not a single Sick Jan insight
March 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Getting taxes done and not a single Sick Jan insight
Together now everybody! PUT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
March 1, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Together now everybody! PUT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE WEEK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!
My sinuses are so bad at night I’m ready to chug a full bottle of hot sauce for just enough time to fall asleep.
January 7, 2024 at 7:18 AM
My sinuses are so bad at night I’m ready to chug a full bottle of hot sauce for just enough time to fall asleep.
4yo girl: LIZ! LIZ! HE SAID “WHAT THE”!
4yo boy: no I didn’t I said FUCK
4yo boy: no I didn’t I said FUCK
November 29, 2023 at 7:17 PM
4yo girl: LIZ! LIZ! HE SAID “WHAT THE”!
4yo boy: no I didn’t I said FUCK
4yo boy: no I didn’t I said FUCK
How dare my body wash to breath
November 28, 2023 at 4:30 AM
How dare my body wash to breath
Love these new meds I have zero feelings now.
November 15, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Love these new meds I have zero feelings now.
It’s not my fault reading isn’t fundamental.
November 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
It’s not my fault reading isn’t fundamental.
I can sleep now, but at what cost?
November 10, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I can sleep now, but at what cost?
I’m so sick of you and your useless bull shit just go to medical school already
November 7, 2023 at 6:12 PM
I’m so sick of you and your useless bull shit just go to medical school already