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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 22h

What brand of whisky & cigars, while you mock the little people, Tom? 🤔😁

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

Presto Chango: Dog Poop!

Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

It baffles me how other world leaders can sit there and listen to his nonsense with a straight face.

And not just slap him upside the head.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

I see Bluesky is melting down today.

TTFN.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

It's a shame this is still relevant, since the meme originated during his first disastrous term.

And this term is so much worse.

I'm so tired of him. So tired.

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa! Stayed up late and finished Alter Ego last night! When a certain character was introduced midway through the book, I almost cheered! This was a great follow up to Secret Identity and I think it works well as a stand alone mystery.

Now I need to go out and get the graphic novel!

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 5d

ALIENS INVADE: Earthlings, we have destroyed your leaders and economy, and we are here to take over!

Humanity: oh, thank God!

Aliens: Wait, what?

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

Before you judge someone's commitment to the cause of defeating Trump &, MAGA, or drop a 'yeah, but', maybe take a peek at what they've actually gone through because of their position.

Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks.
FTR, the very first time I had to call NCIS (I was working for the Navy) and then the FBI because of threats from Trumpers was almost ten years ago. I also had to fight being fired; I told my family, including my young daughter, that I might be unemployed soon.
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Suhail Manzoor @suhails.bsky.social · 2d

But I am glad you are resisting. Thank you.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

I once tried to quit coffee.

Three hours later, I was apologizing to my lamp for yelling at it. ☕

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

Good day, Bluesky!

All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in the first season.

Toodles.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

What is it called when a microscope runs into a telescope?

A kaleidoscope.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

What is it called when a microscope runs into a telescope?

A kaleidoscope.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 1d

How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?

To.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

Good day, Bluesky!

All of the actors from Friends are now older than the youngest Golden Girl was in the first season.

Toodles.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

"In the time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

- George Orwell

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite allergy song of all time is "Blowin in the Wind" by Peter, Pollen, Mary.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

I once tried to quit coffee.

Three hours later, I was apologizing to my lamp for yelling at it. ☕

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

If your grocery store has a health food section...

What does that say about the rest of the food? 🤔

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

It's your opinion on food that draws controversy.

Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

'Well, YEAH, Mike...'

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 2d

Before you judge someone's commitment to the cause of defeating Trump &, MAGA, or drop a 'yeah, but', maybe take a peek at what they've actually gone through because of their position.

Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks.
FTR, the very first time I had to call NCIS (I was working for the Navy) and then the FBI because of threats from Trumpers was almost ten years ago. I also had to fight being fired; I told my family, including my young daughter, that I might be unemployed soon.
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Suhail Manzoor @suhails.bsky.social · 2d

But I am glad you are resisting. Thank you.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 4d

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code.

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 4d

💯

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 4d

As usual! 😂

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Bobby Parker @legionbobo.bsky.social · 4d

WRONG!

I can judge you!

I'm not, mind you, but I just want you to know I'm out here, and I can. 😋

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