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I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
Duke and Cornbread beg to differ
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Duke and Cornbread beg to differ
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
September 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
Liberals are going crazy trying to convince themselves President Trump is at death's door, but here he is with one of his supporters, looking better than ever.
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Liberals are going crazy trying to convince themselves President Trump is at death's door, but here he is with one of his supporters, looking better than ever.
The new, mind-blowingly awful Jurassic World movie makes the mistake I talk about in this thread a lot. They're stranded on a dinosaur island with no help, and yet they loudly banter and expound through the jungle, and act like this every time one of the ancillary characters is eaten:
August 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The new, mind-blowingly awful Jurassic World movie makes the mistake I talk about in this thread a lot. They're stranded on a dinosaur island with no help, and yet they loudly banter and expound through the jungle, and act like this every time one of the ancillary characters is eaten:
HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem
August 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
August 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
For when you have one fat spinster aunt and two subordinate, thin spinster aunts.
August 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
For when you have one fat spinster aunt and two subordinate, thin spinster aunts.
August 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Shut the fuck up
August 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Shut the fuck up
Without comment
August 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Without comment
August 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We're never defeating MAGA
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We're never defeating MAGA
Some like the 90's mini-series version, but, to me, this version had a little more heat.
August 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Some like the 90's mini-series version, but, to me, this version had a little more heat.
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think this is honestly amazing and miraculous, and it reflects the wonder and dignity of all living things, but when looking directly at it, my immediate thought is, "Time to burn down the Peruvian rainforest."
August 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I think this is honestly amazing and miraculous, and it reflects the wonder and dignity of all living things, but when looking directly at it, my immediate thought is, "Time to burn down the Peruvian rainforest."
Christopher...
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Christopher...
Oh man! I'd sure hate to be the guy who's been kicking our ass!
July 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh man! I'd sure hate to be the guy who's been kicking our ass!
Know what's crazy? I've been looking online for a clear rain jacket with red trim for my mother, for months, and I've come up with nothing. I just want a red trim version of this! Is that so hard!?!
July 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Know what's crazy? I've been looking online for a clear rain jacket with red trim for my mother, for months, and I've come up with nothing. I just want a red trim version of this! Is that so hard!?!
So what have I gotten done today? Uhhhh, I dunno, just this bit of brilliant associative thinking that has no purpose or value, maybe?
July 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So what have I gotten done today? Uhhhh, I dunno, just this bit of brilliant associative thinking that has no purpose or value, maybe?