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I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.

"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
[the Fisherman killer raises his meat hook to kill the bosomy heroine]

ME: Hey, fish breath!

[Fisherman spots me on the other side of the boat]

ME: I know what YOU'RE gonna do next summer: Continue being dead!

[I slip trying to throw a harpoon and fall backward off the boat to this sound effect]
July 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM