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Hank Pender is the artist in my banner. Man Reading 1984
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· Oct 4
Sweating under the police interrogation light, one thought crosses my mind; Did I girlboss too close to the sun?
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Kanopy’s most-watched films of 2025 are waiting for you! Packed with adventure, wonder, and beloved stories. Start streaming today, free with your library card!
Link in bio!
Link in bio!
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Kanopy’s most-watched films of 2025 are waiting for you! Packed with adventure, wonder, and beloved stories. Start streaming today, free with your library card!
Link in bio!
Link in bio!
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis is a Christmas Song!
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis is a Christmas Song!
RIP to my homies eaten by the Yule cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_cat
Yule cat - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
RIP to my homies eaten by the Yule cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_cat
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Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
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you can read it here it's so stupid substack.com/@johnpaulbra...
OPINION: The Coarsening of Society at the North Pole Must Stop
It's time to restore decorum, writes one of Santa's elves in a guest column
substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
you can read it here it's so stupid substack.com/@johnpaulbra...
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I’m grateful to have joined the Diaz family & members of our county government today as we announced the use of the smoke safety hood in MoCo. A huge thank you to the Diaz family’s donation in making the use of this tool possible for the first time, not just in the county but in the entire country.
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m grateful to have joined the Diaz family & members of our county government today as we announced the use of the smoke safety hood in MoCo. A huge thank you to the Diaz family’s donation in making the use of this tool possible for the first time, not just in the county but in the entire country.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
Why do federal agencies use black highlighters?
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Why do federal agencies use black highlighters?
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
@gooberzilla.bsky.social how do I join the GME discord, please?
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
@gooberzilla.bsky.social how do I join the GME discord, please?
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Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Deleted scene from
Home Alone 2
Home Alone 2
Of course I became an ethical billionaire by selling a scratch & sniff version of Good Night Moon featuring lead based paints.
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Of course I became an ethical billionaire by selling a scratch & sniff version of Good Night Moon featuring lead based paints.
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New to Kanopy! Add these five films to your watchlist 🎥
Link in bio!
THE WEDDING BANQUET (2025)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE SOUVENIR (2019)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE DOUBLE (2013)
Available: 🇺🇸
OZZY & JACK'S WORLD DETOUR (2016)
Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧
SHOT CALLER (2017)
Available: 🇺🇸
Link in bio!
THE WEDDING BANQUET (2025)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE SOUVENIR (2019)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE DOUBLE (2013)
Available: 🇺🇸
OZZY & JACK'S WORLD DETOUR (2016)
Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧
SHOT CALLER (2017)
Available: 🇺🇸
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
New to Kanopy! Add these five films to your watchlist 🎥
Link in bio!
THE WEDDING BANQUET (2025)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE SOUVENIR (2019)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE DOUBLE (2013)
Available: 🇺🇸
OZZY & JACK'S WORLD DETOUR (2016)
Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧
SHOT CALLER (2017)
Available: 🇺🇸
Link in bio!
THE WEDDING BANQUET (2025)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE SOUVENIR (2019)
Available: 🇺🇸
THE DOUBLE (2013)
Available: 🇺🇸
OZZY & JACK'S WORLD DETOUR (2016)
Available: 🇺🇸|🇨🇦|🇦🇺|🇬🇧
SHOT CALLER (2017)
Available: 🇺🇸
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Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
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Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
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Check out Kanopy's Most-Watched Films of the Week for 11/27/2025!
Go to Kanopy.com to watch these films and more. All you need is your library card.
Go to Kanopy.com to watch these films and more. All you need is your library card.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Check out Kanopy's Most-Watched Films of the Week for 11/27/2025!
Go to Kanopy.com to watch these films and more. All you need is your library card.
Go to Kanopy.com to watch these films and more. All you need is your library card.
Going to sous vide the turkey in the dishwasher this year
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Going to sous vide the turkey in the dishwasher this year
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Yet again, I am asking the internet how long to microwave a 15 pound turkey for, please.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Yet again, I am asking the internet how long to microwave a 15 pound turkey for, please.
I am going to start going to Aldi early and getting ALL the carts then selling them to shoppers for a $1.00 netting me .75¢ per cart!
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I am going to start going to Aldi early and getting ALL the carts then selling them to shoppers for a $1.00 netting me .75¢ per cart!
My wife said I am old but I say it’s not my fault the grocery store is playing bangers these days.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My wife said I am old but I say it’s not my fault the grocery store is playing bangers these days.