Leila Brillson
@leilza.bsky.social
A small forest creature afraid of the forest
cmo of the onion
cmo of the onion
I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen.
Look at these fuckin thugs
Look at these fuckin thugs
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I have ever seen.
Look at these fuckin thugs
Look at these fuckin thugs
Handsome boy. It’s interesting—he is the exact same as my two void boys, but I could absolutely tell them all apart. Black cat family magic, I guess
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Handsome boy. It’s interesting—he is the exact same as my two void boys, but I could absolutely tell them all apart. Black cat family magic, I guess
When your printer runs out if ink
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When your printer runs out if ink
They are ill intentioned.
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They are ill intentioned.
The cats are plotting to kill me again
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The cats are plotting to kill me again
Because *someone* got very excited and posted the first draft of the image.
September 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Because *someone* got very excited and posted the first draft of the image.
In case you are worried that everything js bad, the Charlie Kirk tribute that was supposed to air over Kimmel has 68K views in YouTube, the world’s most popular website.
The retrospective of Maru, the recently deceased internet cat that charmed us by getting stuck in boxes, has almost double.
The retrospective of Maru, the recently deceased internet cat that charmed us by getting stuck in boxes, has almost double.
September 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In case you are worried that everything js bad, the Charlie Kirk tribute that was supposed to air over Kimmel has 68K views in YouTube, the world’s most popular website.
The retrospective of Maru, the recently deceased internet cat that charmed us by getting stuck in boxes, has almost double.
The retrospective of Maru, the recently deceased internet cat that charmed us by getting stuck in boxes, has almost double.
Appropo of nothing, here are some delightful photos of congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social teaching my toddler how to fight with swords
September 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Appropo of nothing, here are some delightful photos of congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social teaching my toddler how to fight with swords
This kid wasn't going to a school "studying politics" or "humanities"
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This kid wasn't going to a school "studying politics" or "humanities"
With ICE in @theonion.com’s backyard, we sent a welcome.
September 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
With ICE in @theonion.com’s backyard, we sent a welcome.
Parker and I look like we got our cool dad to bring us
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Parker and I look like we got our cool dad to bring us
When you don't even understand the culture war you are fighting
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When you don't even understand the culture war you are fighting
The land bats are at it again
August 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The land bats are at it again
I feel like Disney missed out by not making it clear how interconnected Doom and Reed are—that relationship is so rich.
Appreciate that the movie understands that Johnny is a spaceslut
Appreciate that the movie understands that Johnny is a spaceslut
July 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I feel like Disney missed out by not making it clear how interconnected Doom and Reed are—that relationship is so rich.
Appreciate that the movie understands that Johnny is a spaceslut
Appreciate that the movie understands that Johnny is a spaceslut
Happy 10 year anniversary to the end of Hulk’s career. (Also, highly doubtful the WWE would fire him today for such an offense.)
(Mostly cuz he’s dead.)
(Mostly cuz he’s dead.)
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy 10 year anniversary to the end of Hulk’s career. (Also, highly doubtful the WWE would fire him today for such an offense.)
(Mostly cuz he’s dead.)
(Mostly cuz he’s dead.)
Destroy the algorithm, become ungovernable
June 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Destroy the algorithm, become ungovernable
LOS ANGELES: if you are going out tonight and someone passes you a petition about worker’s rights/wages, DO NOT SIGN IT.
It is misleading and seeks to repeal wage increases for tourism industry workers (pre-Olympics, no less). In fact, call the Union’s hotline if you see it: (909) 326-0042
It is misleading and seeks to repeal wage increases for tourism industry workers (pre-Olympics, no less). In fact, call the Union’s hotline if you see it: (909) 326-0042
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
LOS ANGELES: if you are going out tonight and someone passes you a petition about worker’s rights/wages, DO NOT SIGN IT.
It is misleading and seeks to repeal wage increases for tourism industry workers (pre-Olympics, no less). In fact, call the Union’s hotline if you see it: (909) 326-0042
It is misleading and seeks to repeal wage increases for tourism industry workers (pre-Olympics, no less). In fact, call the Union’s hotline if you see it: (909) 326-0042
I can’t explain it, but Zohran is Daredevil coded
June 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I can’t explain it, but Zohran is Daredevil coded
Looks like Chicago is beginning to pop off
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Looks like Chicago is beginning to pop off
HEY here is some weird stuff you can get someone for Father's Day, and here is a special code for you to take 20% off the whole damn thing: PROUDDAD20
(IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DAD, YOU CAN SPEND IT ON OTHER STUFF AT THE STORE TOO, IT'S COOL, WE WON'T TELL.)
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(IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DAD, YOU CAN SPEND IT ON OTHER STUFF AT THE STORE TOO, IT'S COOL, WE WON'T TELL.)
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June 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
HEY here is some weird stuff you can get someone for Father's Day, and here is a special code for you to take 20% off the whole damn thing: PROUDDAD20
(IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DAD, YOU CAN SPEND IT ON OTHER STUFF AT THE STORE TOO, IT'S COOL, WE WON'T TELL.)
store.theonion.com/collections/...
(IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DAD, YOU CAN SPEND IT ON OTHER STUFF AT THE STORE TOO, IT'S COOL, WE WON'T TELL.)
store.theonion.com/collections/...