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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 7h

Kickstart this children’s book Rob, it is the only way

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 2d

DEAD MAN’S BONES RULES

ceej @ceej.online · Oct 7

it is genuinely hilarious that one of hollywood’s most bankable stars put everything on hold to produce an almost completely unmarketable halloween record that had next to no impact on the culture

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 3d

Are you here for work?

Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 3d

You know, landing doesn’t scare me

But you want me to take off? Absolutely not

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 4d

Charli vs Taylor is my own personal Ta-Nehesi vs Ezra

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 5d

Here's a picture of @kaylapekkala.com and @leilza.bsky.social from earlier

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 5d

Ready for a night of cinema with @theonion.com

The Onion's Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

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David @dwmatl.social · 5d

@bencollins.bsky.social Just got out of watching Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile (I was watching it with my Mom and we both weren't really interested in watching Sex House) and THANK YOU for FINALLY exposing the truth about Epstein!

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 6d

The legendary Balboa in San Fransisco has added another showing:

www.balboamovies.com/calendar-of-...

The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies @ 4:30 PM — CINEMASF

America’s Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentar

www.balboamovies.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 6d

Haha I did the thing with my name we used to do on twitter. Do the thing with your name, do it

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 7d

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall

theonion.com/we-re-runnin...

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall

There’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up for a while now. I know we’ve talked about it over the years, but we’ve let ourselves get sidetracked from it for too long, and to be honest, the clock ...

theonion.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 7d

An incredible incredible shot.

Also confirms what we all know; the underground resistance is powered by skateboarders

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 8d

there will inevitably be a backlash against One Battle After Another as there is when everyone universally praises a thing, but

holy shit

it was so good

best film I've seen this year. and the last few months in america could have been a viral marketing stunt for it. it felt *that* urgent.

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 9d

delivering a theater a digital cinematic film presentation

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 9d

*cough* anyone have an ftp I can use?

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 10d

New Orleans, come see The Onion’s movie!!!

ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/666...

The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of - Thu 2 Oct 7:00 PM - The Broad Theater

Buy tickets to The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of at The Broad Theater on Thursday, October 2, 2025 7:00 PM

ticketing.useast.veezi.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, tech issues

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 11d

Also, Williamsburg Cinemas' showing of Bad Pedophile in Brooklyn is now on sale here:

www.hk-cinemas.com/movie/the-on...

And those who tried to book at Laemmle NoHo in LA but couldn't because of the technical term "website actin funny," that's been fixed!

www.laemmle.com/film/onion-p...

H & K CINEMAS > KEW GARDENS CINEMA > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > VIEW SHOWTIMES - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions

Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

www.hk-cinemas.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

Hey all! The North Hollywood link is now working: tickets.laemmle.com/seats/00001-...

LAEMMLE THEATRES > LAEMMLE NOHO 7 > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 7:00 PM (131) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions

Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at Laemmle Theatres with me!

tickets.laemmle.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

Hey all! The North Hollywood link is now working: tickets.laemmle.com/seats/00001-...

LAEMMLE THEATRES > LAEMMLE NOHO 7 > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 7:00 PM (131) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions

Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at Laemmle Theatres with me!

tickets.laemmle.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

BROOKLYN IS LIVE!!!

www.hk-cinemas.com/seats/00001-...

H & K CINEMAS > WILLIAMSBURG CINEMAS > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 6:30 PM (10) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions

Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

www.hk-cinemas.com

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

BROOKLYN IS LIVE!!!

www.hk-cinemas.com/seats/00001-...

H & K CINEMAS > WILLIAMSBURG CINEMAS > THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOV > 2/10/2025 > 6:30 PM (10) > SELECT SEATS - Movies, Showtimes, Tickets and Concessions

Come see The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Mov at H & K Cinemas with me!

www.hk-cinemas.com

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11d

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

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Spooky Leelz @leilza.bsky.social · 11d

MISSOURI COME THROUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH

count pilnokula @pilnok.dad · 12d

KANSAS CITIANS ‼️

THIS WILL BE AT SCREENLAND ARMOUR

get your tickets here:
www.screenland.com/checkout/sho...

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Esquire Theatre @esquiretheatre.com · 11d

Here’s the promised ticketing link for the Onion Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile & Sex House double feature link:
www.esquiretheatre.com/movie/the-on...

Tickets are only $5, so get your tickets now! One show only! #Cincinnati

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