The Universe: *in a move that would seem contrived in fiction, heavy bottle of cats' melatonin randomly falls from shelf above straight into mug of tea, breaking my pretty new mug*
Me: 😭 nevermind
The Universe: *in a move that would seem contrived in fiction, heavy bottle of cats' melatonin randomly falls from shelf above straight into mug of tea, breaking my pretty new mug*
Me: 😭 nevermind
The name in my business signature is Elizabeth.
Me replying politely to her message:
The name in my business signature is Elizabeth.
Me replying politely to her message:
I'm pretty sure my professor would bust a gut, but he'd have to downgrade me on principle.
I'm pretty sure my professor would bust a gut, but he'd have to downgrade me on principle.
Translation: "Trickle-down economics is utter bullshit."
Translation: "Trickle-down economics is utter bullshit."