This is one of those posts where in like 6 years people are going to be reposting it saying "damn, the Onion predicted the future again"

*alleged* girlfriend

14th

Same. I have a mid-February birthday and ever since my teens have disliked it and hated the attention

I have nothing against Coen and I don't think he did anything wrong. But it will be very funny if he's Nathaniel Hackett Level BAD, so I'm rooting for that.

Ariana Grain-de
Billie Delish
Dough-livia Rodri-dough
Margot Dough-bie
Hermione Grain-ger
Lizzie Bread-en
The Yeast of Bray Road
Patty Yearst? (like Patty Hearst?)
Amelia Breadhart
Jessica Knead-pik

I don’t care how bad their opponents are. They roll over instead of standing for anything. We don’t deserve to die of climate change.

But then they got what they wanted (Waldron and Eberflus fired) and Dollar Tree Mike Tomlin named as interim, and promptly shit the bed against the 49ers.

Also to annoy the "anti-WOKE" guy who lives across the street

Williams got lazy and should have went after the ball instead of fading and waiting for it. Wasn't a "great" ball but he should have done more, at least make the DB go through him.