Lucas
lemur34.bsky.social
Lucas
@lemur34.bsky.social
Read my blog, RamblingLemurian.com.

Or don't. Make your own decisions.
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Trying to break up with twitter, might as well introduce myself to Bluesky

Teams: Chicago Bears, Cubs, Red Stars, Blackhawks, Bulls, Sky
Hobbies: Sports, Cooking, Paranormal, Dadding
Cryptids: Hodag, Mothman, Kelpie
Music: Indie Folk Rock, Classic Rock
Star Wars: The Last Jedi was ok
How long until there's a mainstream conspiracy theory that the 2032 asteroid is being faked by NASA in order to prevent it from being DOGE'd and then we start living the plot of Don't Look Up?
February 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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my guy has to wrap this up so he can make it to his shift at Los Pollos Hermanos
this man is a millennial
February 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw”

Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Tom Homan says he sent an email to the Deputy AG asking if AOC is crossing the line by providing webinars to undocumented immigrants: I’m not an attorney… maybe AOC is going to be in trouble now
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is one of those posts where in like 6 years people are going to be reposting it saying "damn, the Onion predicted the future again"
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Hiring qualified women or minorities: DEI

Hiring an old football coach with no government experience whatsoever: merit because he’s a white guy!
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine has nominated former Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel as the state's next lieutenant governor.
February 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Before you guys start on your Super Bowl chili, consider making it slightly healthier and eco-friendly.

#Chili #SuperBowl #SBLIX

wp.me/pg6cGW-4p
How to Make Award-Winning Venison Chili
I’m not really good at life. I’m not a good DIYer. I can’t install a car seat. I’m bad at remembering things. I’m not a great dad or husband. I’m a procrastinato…
wp.me
February 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
*alleged* girlfriend
February 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Well it looks like James E Denehy and Mariann Budde now lead the Democratic Party as our elected officials spend yet another day not doing anything to fight back.
Another FBI leader standing up for the rule of law

“Today, we find ourselves in the middle of a battle of our own, as good people are being walked out of the FBI and others are being targeted because they did their jobs in accordance with the law and FBI policy."

James Dennehy, FBI NY Field Office
Top F.B.I. Agent in New York Vows to ‘Dig In’ After Removals at Agency
James E. Dennehy, the highly respected leader of the largest and most important field office in the bureau, said the F.B.I. was in a “battle of our own.”
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
14th
January 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Same. I have a mid-February birthday and ever since my teens have disliked it and hated the attention
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Achievement Unlocked: Become (Part) Owner of a Sports Franchise.

@mnaurorafc.bsky.social

Don't worry, @chicagostars.com, I still like you too.
January 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
January 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have nothing against Coen and I don't think he did anything wrong. But it will be very funny if he's Nathaniel Hackett Level BAD, so I'm rooting for that.
January 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ariana Grain-de
Billie Delish
Dough-livia Rodri-dough
Margot Dough-bie
Hermione Grain-ger
Lizzie Bread-en
The Yeast of Bray Road
Patty Yearst? (like Patty Hearst?)
Amelia Breadhart
Jessica Knead-pik
January 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Someone should make a spreadsheet of every democrat up for reelection in the next four years so we can primary every single one of them
January 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I don’t care how bad their opponents are. They roll over instead of standing for anything. We don’t deserve to die of climate change.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
But then they got what they wanted (Waldron and Eberflus fired) and Dollar Tree Mike Tomlin named as interim, and promptly shit the bed against the 49ers.
January 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also to annoy the "anti-WOKE" guy who lives across the street
January 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today's a good day to remind your neighbors you got their back
January 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Williams got lazy and should have went after the ball instead of fading and waiting for it. Wasn't a "great" ball but he should have done more, at least make the DB go through him.
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM