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Alex wants ham
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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast, contemporary Cassandra.

Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.
Have you tried getting iOS apps to run instead?
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Can confirm. Grew up calling them that, and I'm still amazed that people in the US didn't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I am still of the opinion that 5.25" ones being called "floppy disks" and 3.5" ones being called "stiffy disks" was the right way to go.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
All I need is Mac & cheese, stuffing, ham, and gravy.
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I had an English teacher who had us write essays fact-checking Wikipedia. My essay showed that for the three articles I had selected, Wikipedia was more accurate and up to date than the encyclopaedias in the school library.

Somehow I don't think we're going to get this result for a ChatGPT essay.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
All hail the unholy drink cloaca.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
When I was a kid Father Christmas would get a glass of brandy and a mince pie.

Don't ask how he could safely operate his sleigh after a lethal dose of brandy from those millions of homes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
False. Windsor Ontario does not have any midnight trains.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Relevant username
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is the judge short or tall though?
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM