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Alex is not spooky at all.

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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast. Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 9h

Those are some Resolute Raccoons!

𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 4d

my gift to you today 🥹

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 9h

Follow me for more MichiFacts™

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 9h

They dug it up and turned it into the thumb.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 1d

OH NO I MIGHT HAVE TO UAT MORE COOKIES

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 1d

Cookies not pictured because I eated them.

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 2d

What does that have to do with planning commission?

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Ann Arbor Pitchbot @a2pitchbot.bsky.social · 3d

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. But then Neighbors for More Neighbors started tailgating at #a2council meetings.

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Jarret Berenstein @jarretberenstein.bsky.social · 8d

Trump and Vance are having a good time, so why can’t we? #shutdown

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 8d

I need 5 different t-shirts with variations of this flowchart.

Emil Privér @priver.dev · 9d

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 10d

I had a terrible time earlier today! I had to go all the way up to the *second floor* of the Maynard structure! 😱

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 10d

Yesterday was the first day I've been there where that bike rack wasn't full.

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 10d

Today's adventure driving to downtown #AnnArbor: the only reason I didn't park *directly* outside my destination was because I wanted to charge my car. I do not understand these people who keep telling #a2council that there's not enough parking downtown.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 11d

Perhaps opposed to a tax structure that would mean someone who buys a new house pays more in taxes than someone in a similarly valued house who bought it 30 years ago?

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 11d

Against regressive taxes? So like... sales tax? Caps on social security tax?

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JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 12d

So exhausting..

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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 11d

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.

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HowDoYou Guide @howdoyou.guide · 14d

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!

It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

"How Do You Avoid Hitting People With Your Car" pocket guide. Instructs readers to Watch the Road and Slow Down. Further text humorously insists that watching the road and slowing down are indeed important.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

#a2council vibes

cyclesixmile @cyclesixmile.bsky.social · 16d

SeeClickFix is my new social media app of choice.

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

Go at least 25 knots.

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

Just like in the taxi, the driver doesn't care whether the passenger wants to hear the conspiracy theories. He has a captive audience and verbal diarrhoea.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

It really is. The irony is most of these kids live walking distance anyway, but heavens forbid you let your children walk two blocks!

Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

Because the pickup line starts filling up that early so if you want to drive your kids home less than 2 hours after the end of school you have to wait.

Source: live across the street from a school. Pickup time is madness.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

I'm enjoying the fact that CNN's photo features the Wil Wheaton you bought on Temu.

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 17d

Already reposted but for those who may see this thread outside of that, here ya go

Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 17d

The history of the "white gloves" in cartoons. As usual the answer is racism.

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Alex is not spooky at all. @lengau.net · 16d

By this time of year it's almost decent, but I would recommend against visiting in June/July/August.