Turner
@lerouleur.bsky.social
Republik of Morecambe. Dolly’s Dad. Write songs. Play in bands. Cyclist. Runner. Punk. Grunge. Northern Soul.
PBs in 5k, 15k and 10mile this week in the ASICS Sonicblast. Expensive trial and error rigmarole of getting the right shoes is easier when you take shoe-tubers advice for what it is: just their opinion. #running loving the Sonicblast so far.
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
PBs in 5k, 15k and 10mile this week in the ASICS Sonicblast. Expensive trial and error rigmarole of getting the right shoes is easier when you take shoe-tubers advice for what it is: just their opinion. #running loving the Sonicblast so far.
I’ve started reading Stephen King books. This is going to sound stupid,but I said to my mate: “he’s a really good writer!” Obviously. But I didn’t know he was THIS good! You know what I mean. Well, done Stephen! 😜
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I’ve started reading Stephen King books. This is going to sound stupid,but I said to my mate: “he’s a really good writer!” Obviously. But I didn’t know he was THIS good! You know what I mean. Well, done Stephen! 😜
Morecambe tonight at The Exchange, Regent Road. Free Entry. 9pm stage time. Soul of the North. Live 9 piece band playing northern soul classics with mega brass section and male/female vocals.
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Morecambe tonight at The Exchange, Regent Road. Free Entry. 9pm stage time. Soul of the North. Live 9 piece band playing northern soul classics with mega brass section and male/female vocals.
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Bluesky is hiding our post which shows what happened in Minneapolis, even though there's no graphic content (the victim is never shown).
Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.
Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Bluesky is hiding our post which shows what happened in Minneapolis, even though there's no graphic content (the victim is never shown).
Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.
Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.
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Maduro's not a good guy, agreed. But neither is Putin, and Trump rolled out the red fucking carpet for him. It's not about dope, it's about oil (which kinda IS dope).
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Maduro's not a good guy, agreed. But neither is Putin, and Trump rolled out the red fucking carpet for him. It's not about dope, it's about oil (which kinda IS dope).
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
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The Ladbrokes commercial right then on Sky Sports.
'New bonus EVERY DAY'
That just shouldn't be allowed. Incentivising people to gamble *every day*. 🤮
'New bonus EVERY DAY'
That just shouldn't be allowed. Incentivising people to gamble *every day*. 🤮
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Ladbrokes commercial right then on Sky Sports.
'New bonus EVERY DAY'
That just shouldn't be allowed. Incentivising people to gamble *every day*. 🤮
'New bonus EVERY DAY'
That just shouldn't be allowed. Incentivising people to gamble *every day*. 🤮
Reject and Pay = blocked. Absolute morons.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Reject and Pay = blocked. Absolute morons.
Imagine a world where #StandUpToCancer are asking folk who have little to nothing to help save lives whilst million/billionaires pump cash into bombing kids. Imagine that.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Imagine a world where #StandUpToCancer are asking folk who have little to nothing to help save lives whilst million/billionaires pump cash into bombing kids. Imagine that.
1953 Philip K Dick ref the term Clanker. The lad was a prophet. Band name generator was bad enough, now they’re using it to write lyrics. 🤮
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1953 Philip K Dick ref the term Clanker. The lad was a prophet. Band name generator was bad enough, now they’re using it to write lyrics. 🤮
No gigs this weekend! New Saucony Endorphin Pro trainers arrived. Sub 22m 5k run planned for Saturday morning…aaaaand, it’s COVID! F*%! Off!
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
No gigs this weekend! New Saucony Endorphin Pro trainers arrived. Sub 22m 5k run planned for Saturday morning…aaaaand, it’s COVID! F*%! Off!
Punk and Disorderly this weekend at The Bobbin in Lancaster. Wish I could go but gigging elsewhere. Be there in December to play an event though. #Punk 
August 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Punk and Disorderly this weekend at The Bobbin in Lancaster. Wish I could go but gigging elsewhere. Be there in December to play an event though. #Punk 
Gig tonight, therefore and so far:
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Gig tonight, therefore and so far:
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
Sniffles ✅
Awake since 5am ✅
Kids Party at soft play ✅
6 million degrees ✅
Kill me now
New swimming shorts from Rosso Bianco Nero. Nice album artwork from The Stone Roses debut detail on back pocket. #1878
August 14, 2025 at 11:33 AM
New swimming shorts from Rosso Bianco Nero. Nice album artwork from The Stone Roses debut detail on back pocket. #1878
August 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
Manchester United scoring goals in open play. Whatever next?!
July 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Manchester United scoring goals in open play. Whatever next?!
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Diane Abbott should spend tomorrow sitting on the Circle Line continuosly drinking cans.
July 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Diane Abbott should spend tomorrow sitting on the Circle Line continuosly drinking cans.
I hate to say but the diversity of style in pop at this Live Aid on BBC2 is bonkers compared to what you get now. They wouldn’t allow acts to go out like this now or do interviews like they did then and it’s a shame
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I hate to say but the diversity of style in pop at this Live Aid on BBC2 is bonkers compared to what you get now. They wouldn’t allow acts to go out like this now or do interviews like they did then and it’s a shame
Morecambe’s Music Festival will be rammed this weekend due to the weather. Shame the acts are mostly karaoke singers and ‘DJs’.
July 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Morecambe’s Music Festival will be rammed this weekend due to the weather. Shame the acts are mostly karaoke singers and ‘DJs’.
I didn’t mind the ending of The Sopranos (which I’ve just finished). His mum was right, it all means nothing and will carry on that way no matter who is there. Paulie was my fav character and his last scene where it clicks for him was great.
July 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I didn’t mind the ending of The Sopranos (which I’ve just finished). His mum was right, it all means nothing and will carry on that way no matter who is there. Paulie was my fav character and his last scene where it clicks for him was great.