I want to open one of those gimmicky rage room or axe throwing places but instead you pay $35 and you get to sandblast metal scraps and stuff like in those antique appliance restoration videos

That’s like telling the moon it’s too beautiful, its glow too bright!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

I’ve been watching you reference a few small beers all week but finally hearing it out loud delivered like THAT is life changing, like I get it now

Or like on Squidbillies when they named someone “Awesome Bill from Dawsonville”

I always forget that Bill Belichick is a real human man because he’s got such a “Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome”-ass name

Give Kayte your money before I come to your condo and shake all the quarters out of that souvenir plastic beer cup you got at Lebowski Fest in 2008

Hey uh you ever get a little teary eyed because someone called you a hard worker 🥺🥺🥺

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Jesus Christ they how-do-you-do-fellow-teens’d an entire art museum

Accurate lol

Well 1 out of 4 anyway I smell fantastic

if you use chat gpt you should lose your drivers license

Immediately suspended lmao

Lord I see what you’ve done for others

Hey HEY shut your equally hot mouth

and they’re both bunny hybrids

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

I haven’t had my spark in such a long time, I wish I knew how to get it back

And a C cup means they’re just okay

I don't want to be rich. I want to be not scared shitless of getting sick because of how expensive it will be. I want to be reasonably sure I can remain housed. I want enough clarity to write my stories knowing they make a few people feel better. When we feel better we do better. That's proven math.

I love you all like family but you can’t say you’re anti AI then post that TikTok of a literal AI generated voice singing about why steel coils have to be laid on their side

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