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Colin
@colin.hoagie.fun
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Enjoy every sandwich. 🔔 Philly 🐟 Fishtown https://wheelieapp.com/ https://colinsent.me/ https://instagram.com/hoagie.fun/
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1h
A person holds up their wrist at a baseball game, showing an Apple Watch displaying a heart rate of 139 BPM at 9:13 PM. The watch has a white perforated sport band, and the wrist is decorated with several colorful beaded bracelets. In the background, the baseball field is brightly lit with players visible and the crowd filling the stands.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 10h
Chris Traeger (Rob Lowe) from Parks and Recreation stands in front of a mirror wearing a hospital gown, staring intensely at his reflection. Yellow text on the screen reads “Stop. Bunting.” — a parody of his original “Stop. Pooping.” scene from the Flu Season episode. The Peacock logo appears in the bottom right corner.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 10h
Kershaw looks like he made his MLB debut in 1996
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 10h
He's cold because he's so wet
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 11h
YOINK
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 11h
Umpire telling Marsh he's too wet
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 11h
TBS might have the absolute worst score box
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 12h
A scene from The Simpsons shows the Simpson family standing in a dark alley at night. Homer is in the foreground, angrily clenching his fist and shouting. Marge, Lisa, and Bart stand behind him, looking alarmed. The caption reads: “NOBODY SHITS ON THE PHILLIES BUT ME. AND MAYBE THE BOY.”
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 12h
Vibes are absolutely rancid
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 12h
"You don't ever want to hit somebody with a man on 3rd" oh ok thanks
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 12h
TBS broadcast via Xfinity looks like ass
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 15h
This was a bumpy ride on a scooter with no shocks
A map of Philadelphia showing a cycling route generated by the Wheelie app. The route begins near the River Wards in Northeast Philadelphia, follows Delaware Avenue south along the riverfront, then turns west through Center City and ends near the Grays Ferry area. The route is color-coded by speed, with green indicating faster segments and orange/red indicating slower ones. Overlaid text reads “7.5 miles in Philadelphia.” At the bottom right, it notes “October 8, 2025, 4:35 PM · 69°F · 92 ft ↑ · 38 min.” The Wheelie logo appears in the bottom left corner.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 22h
My father: C:\Pictures
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
Maybe also don’t close two days a week
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 1d
As of today, the city’s largest visual arts institution is no longer called the Philadelphia Museum of Art. The rebranding aims to revive attendance that has lagged since the pandemic.
The Philadelphia Museum of Art has a new name and other plans to revive attendance
Chasing an elusive pandemic recovery, the museum is rolling out a slew of changes. It includes a new name and logo, and an embracing of dips into sports, hip hop, and Sylvester Stallone.
www.inquirer.com
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
The sign is also clearly AI-written
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
S 4th is becoming a really good corridor especially when you consider the sad state of South Street east of 4th
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 1d
Open Streets is coming to Queen Village on the next two Saturdays as the neighbors association seeks the business boost and relaxing car-free vibe of the widely popular original version on West Walnut Street.
Queen Village is joining the Open Streets movement
Queen Village will close a portion of Fourth Street to motor vehicles on Oct. 11 and Oct. 18.
www.inquirer.com
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hailey @hailey.at · 1d
*rubbing temples, rocking back and forth on the floor in the corner of the room*
ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderation is not generative ai...ai assisted moderati
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
I don’t know if there is a worse software experience in the Apple ecosystem than resetting and re-pairing a watch that failed to migrate to a new phone
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
Follow the money
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1d
It's almost indescribable how quiet CBP got after we gave up 4 to the Dodgers. People on Phanavision looked like they were at a funeral.
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 1d
Calling out the fans after that Phillies performance is an interesting choice.
"When everything's going good and you're rolling it's a [pain] to play here when you're an opposing team because the environment is amazing," Castellanos said. "But if we run into adversity and the tide shifts and now we're playing more tight because we don't want to be reprimanded for something bad."
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Aunt Mrgladys @mrgan.com · 1d
The video game industry is in turmoil and under threat, but there are still delightful gems out there……

💋 play.date/games/totall...
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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 3d
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 2d
One thing about a bunt is the element of surprise. Once you’ve failed to bunt you can’t try again!
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 2d
Guess that’s where the capital funds went since we’re waiting 25 minutes for an eastbound L
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 2d
Some innovation from SEPTA… signs
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 2d
Some innovation from SEPTA… signs
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