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Colin
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Ohhh, the Denver Broncos?!
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What's stopping you from coding like this?
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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join all the cool kids on away message right meow
Made a bunch of updates to Away Message today! Push notifications, friend codes, share your posts as images! The app is almost ready for the App Store, I'd love if you tried it out :)

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January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Made a bunch of updates to Away Message today! Push notifications, friend codes, share your posts as images! The app is almost ready for the App Store, I'd love if you tried it out :)

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January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My strongest "conspiracy theory" belief is that ad companies simply cannot do anything with the vast amounts of data they have on us
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Bluesky users: give us drafts

Bluesky: update! we will add a badge to your profile to show if you’re currently logged into Pinterest
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
If their Wikipedia article has a "controversies" or "political views" section
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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We made it
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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lol lmao even
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis.

He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden.

(After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
These people are adjacent to the "you're a moron if you think there's actually gonna be another election! a court order to stop ICE? so they can just ignore it? great idea!" people
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I made some fun updates to Away Message! Give it a try!

Connect with me using code QCV-K3G

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January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I saw an IG reel of a standup comedian saying "if Chick fil a is homophobic then my gay friends sure didn't get that memo" and it reprogrammed me a bit
January 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Nice
69 days until Opening Day
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
But also parking isn’t even limited up here! I live on a completely unrestricted section of Frankford Avenue and there are at least four open spaces on my block at any moment of the afternoon.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Overall I really just have to laugh at the way people talk about parking. Fishtown has limited parking availability? What the fuck are you talking about? Every single block around me has wall-to-wall unrestricted parking and doesn’t even really have loading zones.
Fishtown residents force withdrawal of parking proposal after heated meeting
The plan called for establishing three-hour parking limits on certain blocks in Fishtown, where no restrictions currently exist.
6abc.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I added some fun and whimsy to Away Message

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January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is why we encourage people to register
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Giant Playdate!
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just as I refer to the Fishtown IGA by its government name, "The Richmond Shops Dot Com"
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Central Jersey is where the cable systems carry NYC and PHL locals and sports networks
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Fish and chips is peak brown lunch
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Every time I see a photo that isn't an iPhone photo I want to retvrn
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Now is the time for Citizens Bank Pit
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM