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@lessweirdjack.bsky.social
official ambassador to the conch republic
“Don't let yourself get attached to any security job you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel a horned up Kyrsten Sinema around the corner.”
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“Don't let yourself get attached to any security job you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel a horned up Kyrsten Sinema around the corner.”
this is the man i've been assured is inevitable to win a primary in two years
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
this is the man i've been assured is inevitable to win a primary in two years
Watching the socials after Steelers/Texans game, the yinzers losing their minds, and today we are manifesting things we didn’t think were possible.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Watching the socials after Steelers/Texans game, the yinzers losing their minds, and today we are manifesting things we didn’t think were possible.
One down, one to go.
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
One down, one to go.
lol fuck off go back to your bangers and mash and your pea slop
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
lol fuck off go back to your bangers and mash and your pea slop
Yes, yes, he has to go, doesn’t he.
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Yes, yes, he has to go, doesn’t he.
The only real cardinal sin in politics and Trump seems determined to go there
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The only real cardinal sin in politics and Trump seems determined to go there
The diehard in-law Philly household every time Elliott is up:
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The diehard in-law Philly household every time Elliott is up:
“Acquiring Greenland is a many decades old conversation.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“Acquiring Greenland is a many decades old conversation.”
Best episode of Bluey don’t @ me
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Best episode of Bluey don’t @ me
*seeing something called a cloud rank on a 0-10 scale*
January 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
*seeing something called a cloud rank on a 0-10 scale*
*cracking open the first jai alai of the night*
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
*cracking open the first jai alai of the night*
“Politico and The Hill anonymously sourced some GOP people saying I might, potentially, be in line for Speaker one day.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Politico and The Hill anonymously sourced some GOP people saying I might, potentially, be in line for Speaker one day.”
Yeah this is a salvage mission that’s fubar this is who she is she’s not reverting to some other state of nature here
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yeah this is a salvage mission that’s fubar this is who she is she’s not reverting to some other state of nature here
Status update: currently
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Status update: currently