You Might Know Jack
@lessweirdjack.bsky.social
All posts and RTs sponsored by Topo Chico Ranch Water Hard Seltzer™️ Please drink responsibly.
[third eye is wide open]
I do not give a single fuck about which Star Wars movie you like best, and I certainly don’t need to check back in with you every fiscal quarter to see if your opinion on this subject has changed.
I do not give a single fuck about which Star Wars movie you like best, and I certainly don’t need to check back in with you every fiscal quarter to see if your opinion on this subject has changed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
[third eye is wide open]
I do not give a single fuck about which Star Wars movie you like best, and I certainly don’t need to check back in with you every fiscal quarter to see if your opinion on this subject has changed.
I do not give a single fuck about which Star Wars movie you like best, and I certainly don’t need to check back in with you every fiscal quarter to see if your opinion on this subject has changed.
I’m bothered by the fact that it seems like Elon is entirely too stupid and oblivious to do What He Should Do.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m bothered by the fact that it seems like Elon is entirely too stupid and oblivious to do What He Should Do.
I hate lists like this normally but this one is a very special, very infuriating one that exemplifies a lot of things I hate about the very smart big boys and girls that exist on the internet. many of them are here!
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I hate lists like this normally but this one is a very special, very infuriating one that exemplifies a lot of things I hate about the very smart big boys and girls that exist on the internet. many of them are here!
Man that Mike Tomlin maybe they should get rid of him and then he goes to Miami yeah that would be so awful I’m over here crying, because it’s so awful
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Man that Mike Tomlin maybe they should get rid of him and then he goes to Miami yeah that would be so awful I’m over here crying, because it’s so awful
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
Is the refusal to acknowledge that the Vikes had Darnold a year ago some sort of harm mitigation from the fans when they talk about how drafting McCarthy was a mistake
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is the refusal to acknowledge that the Vikes had Darnold a year ago some sort of harm mitigation from the fans when they talk about how drafting McCarthy was a mistake
The Family Stone is ass and yet every year that DVD gets at least a yearly play and a lot of them can’t say can’t say that
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Family Stone is ass and yet every year that DVD gets at least a yearly play and a lot of them can’t say can’t say that
Fr tho you know RFK Jr has done shit that previously only existed as a shitpost to urban dictionary
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fr tho you know RFK Jr has done shit that previously only existed as a shitpost to urban dictionary
🎶Simply
Felching
Where you were told
Was a no go zone🎶
Felching
Where you were told
Was a no go zone🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
🎶Simply
Felching
Where you were told
Was a no go zone🎶
Felching
Where you were told
Was a no go zone🎶
Bruh Bobby nasty
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bruh Bobby nasty
Jokic looks like a pirate now and that’s kinda rad it works for him
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Jokic looks like a pirate now and that’s kinda rad it works for him
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
Yeah if the right wants to have a meltdown about a Mamdani meeting I’m just going to sit here, on a Friday, drink a beer hit a bowl and just let them infight I’m not about to stir our pot it’s always stirring
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yeah if the right wants to have a meltdown about a Mamdani meeting I’m just going to sit here, on a Friday, drink a beer hit a bowl and just let them infight I’m not about to stir our pot it’s always stirring
[putting my hands on my suspenders and looking out across the poasting range]
oh yeah, we just might get some pretty privilege discourse
oh yeah, we just might get some pretty privilege discourse
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
[putting my hands on my suspenders and looking out across the poasting range]
oh yeah, we just might get some pretty privilege discourse
oh yeah, we just might get some pretty privilege discourse
Kinda smart ngl she’s going to take Ls in GA stuff and then take her schtick national and just find a district anywhere that will have her and be a career House member that goes on TV.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kinda smart ngl she’s going to take Ls in GA stuff and then take her schtick national and just find a district anywhere that will have her and be a career House member that goes on TV.
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
There's lot of "fish doesn't know the meaning of water" here. Everyone's like "Harris ran a bad campaign," but they never step back to realize that 99.9% of their exposure to her campaign was via people on the internet and hey maybe that's true for everyone else too.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There's lot of "fish doesn't know the meaning of water" here. Everyone's like "Harris ran a bad campaign," but they never step back to realize that 99.9% of their exposure to her campaign was via people on the internet and hey maybe that's true for everyone else too.
I think we should’ve all seen Mel Gibson coming
He plays a violent psycho in damn near every movie he’s in and yeah man, he’s not violent in What Women Want, but he’s kind of a psycho in that one too
He plays a violent psycho in damn near every movie he’s in and yeah man, he’s not violent in What Women Want, but he’s kind of a psycho in that one too
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think we should’ve all seen Mel Gibson coming
He plays a violent psycho in damn near every movie he’s in and yeah man, he’s not violent in What Women Want, but he’s kind of a psycho in that one too
He plays a violent psycho in damn near every movie he’s in and yeah man, he’s not violent in What Women Want, but he’s kind of a psycho in that one too
“people are innately good and they’d see the light if someone were to point them in the right direction via whatever”
no they aren’t. and acting on that idea is only going to entrench them more, bc they think you’re a sanctimonious asshole telling them what to do.
no they aren’t. and acting on that idea is only going to entrench them more, bc they think you’re a sanctimonious asshole telling them what to do.
you will never understand politics if you cannot accept that *some people want bad things*. not because they've been tricked, not because Capital has manipulated them, because they *have bad values*
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“people are innately good and they’d see the light if someone were to point them in the right direction via whatever”
no they aren’t. and acting on that idea is only going to entrench them more, bc they think you’re a sanctimonious asshole telling them what to do.
no they aren’t. and acting on that idea is only going to entrench them more, bc they think you’re a sanctimonious asshole telling them what to do.
Bring back clever sampling. Men in Black sampling Forget Me Nots is s-tier in the sampling art form.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bring back clever sampling. Men in Black sampling Forget Me Nots is s-tier in the sampling art form.
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
Let’s check in on RFK Jr
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Let’s check in on RFK Jr
Dash Rendar isn’t dead
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dash Rendar isn’t dead
You probably *shouldn’t* be responsible for your dumb posts contributing to things, but cool, throw on that on the Everest sized pile of Things That Shouldn’t Be.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
"I'm just a social media account" is such a pathetic cope from accounts that are trying to deny responsibility for having an effect on the world. We've moved from a primarily oral/in-person culture to a literary/written one; this isn't new or unprecedented. But social media *does* matter
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You probably *shouldn’t* be responsible for your dumb posts contributing to things, but cool, throw on that on the Everest sized pile of Things That Shouldn’t Be.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Reposted by You Might Know Jack
The funny thing about the US is that it doesn't need to be reliable in the absolute, only more reliable than the alternatives.
And the alternatives are pretty shit. If anything, our allies are liable to be even *more* dependent on us post-MAGA, b/c they're mostly faceplanting very publicly w/o us.
And the alternatives are pretty shit. If anything, our allies are liable to be even *more* dependent on us post-MAGA, b/c they're mostly faceplanting very publicly w/o us.
You usually don’t invite US nuclear forces and new Typhon deployments back to continent, or do record breaking arms purchases from the US if they don’t think the US if reliable fwiw
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The funny thing about the US is that it doesn't need to be reliable in the absolute, only more reliable than the alternatives.
And the alternatives are pretty shit. If anything, our allies are liable to be even *more* dependent on us post-MAGA, b/c they're mostly faceplanting very publicly w/o us.
And the alternatives are pretty shit. If anything, our allies are liable to be even *more* dependent on us post-MAGA, b/c they're mostly faceplanting very publicly w/o us.
I did not realize how much waffles/pancakes style discourse is so load bearing to online thought
Lesser bad is not a statement that the lesser bad isn’t bad it kind of has, “bad” in the labeling that doesn’t mean people think it’s necessarily good or that they approve of it
Lesser bad is not a statement that the lesser bad isn’t bad it kind of has, “bad” in the labeling that doesn’t mean people think it’s necessarily good or that they approve of it
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I did not realize how much waffles/pancakes style discourse is so load bearing to online thought
Lesser bad is not a statement that the lesser bad isn’t bad it kind of has, “bad” in the labeling that doesn’t mean people think it’s necessarily good or that they approve of it
Lesser bad is not a statement that the lesser bad isn’t bad it kind of has, “bad” in the labeling that doesn’t mean people think it’s necessarily good or that they approve of it