You Might Know Jack
@lessweirdjack.bsky.social
official ambassador to the conch republic
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Get it all…
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Get it all…
lmao I’ve seen and heard worse things at football games foh lady
Leavitt complains that protesters are pointing their middle fingers at ICE vehicles
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
lmao I’ve seen and heard worse things at football games foh lady
Lol these mfers and they stonks yeah Bluesky tell me uh how many hotels do I put Baltic avenue foh
January 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Lol these mfers and they stonks yeah Bluesky tell me uh how many hotels do I put Baltic avenue foh
lol if ice goes to nyc theres a non zero chance sliwa goes against them
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
lol if ice goes to nyc theres a non zero chance sliwa goes against them
They don’t want you to know this but there is an abort: mud butt button at Mission Control that shuts the whole thing down we all loose shits sink (space) ships and that’s where that phrase comes from
NASA isn't saying what the medical reason was that made them cut a mission short because it was diarrhea from a huge plate of rancid nachos one guy ate the night before the flight. the other astronauts will never admit it but they're really mad. they just ate salad and their flight is still canceled
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
They don’t want you to know this but there is an abort: mud butt button at Mission Control that shuts the whole thing down we all loose shits sink (space) ships and that’s where that phrase comes from
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"I hate what they're doing and I hate them for doing it" about sums it all up
Evelyn Normielib (D-MN) has arrived at the scene of the ICE shooting in northern Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"I hate what they're doing and I hate them for doing it" about sums it all up
Listen anyone that [redacted] must clearly be dead this is obvious
More like lowtax, fallout spoiler enjoyer
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Listen anyone that [redacted] must clearly be dead this is obvious
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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The only way out is through.
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The only way out is through.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
yeah this is why people's hairs on the back of their neck stand up. once the still waters run deep people say no mas, that is usually when things get decidedly unchill and things happen that the aggressor wasn't counting on.
Evelyn Normielib (D-MN) has arrived at the scene of the ICE shooting in northern Minneapolis
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
yeah this is why people's hairs on the back of their neck stand up. once the still waters run deep people say no mas, that is usually when things get decidedly unchill and things happen that the aggressor wasn't counting on.
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Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
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someone with a lot of followers should post this every day to give the people who want to do liberal vs left discourse a place to hang out. it's a public service, like benches or water fountains
I yearn for the days when the differences between liberals and leftists mattered.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
someone with a lot of followers should post this every day to give the people who want to do liberal vs left discourse a place to hang out. it's a public service, like benches or water fountains
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No one believes more in Trumps total and complete control over reality than bluesky doomers. They are, inadvertently, the most devoted members of the Trump cult
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
No one believes more in Trumps total and complete control over reality than bluesky doomers. They are, inadvertently, the most devoted members of the Trump cult
you know, i thought it was really bad when conservatives thought donald trump was a king, but it's way worse when people who say they don't like donald trump think he's a king
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
you know, i thought it was really bad when conservatives thought donald trump was a king, but it's way worse when people who say they don't like donald trump think he's a king
you do kind of want more mothmas than luthens and this isn't saying you shouldn't let luthen cook
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
you do kind of want more mothmas than luthens and this isn't saying you shouldn't let luthen cook
Basically. This person is serving as a defacto canary in the WWIII coal mine and there’s a reason why it’s one person and not more.
Everyone's like 'Oh Britain sent *one guy* to Greenland - that'll stop the Green Berets lololol'. That dude's there to straight up *die* if shit pops off. He's a landmine that the US can't step on because it will mean war with all of Europe.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Basically. This person is serving as a defacto canary in the WWIII coal mine and there’s a reason why it’s one person and not more.
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Protester: This is nuts. What the fuck is going on, dude? This is insane. They tell you it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's fucking anybody. I have friends that got detained and all they were doing was fucking driving home from work. What the fuck?
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Protester: This is nuts. What the fuck is going on, dude? This is insane. They tell you it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's fucking anybody. I have friends that got detained and all they were doing was fucking driving home from work. What the fuck?
The discourse now includes people trying to deduce the age of a cartoon child in a stroller can’t tell me this site doesn’t have the juice
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The discourse now includes people trying to deduce the age of a cartoon child in a stroller can’t tell me this site doesn’t have the juice
“Don't let yourself get attached to any security job you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel a horned up Kyrsten Sinema around the corner.”
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“Don't let yourself get attached to any security job you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel a horned up Kyrsten Sinema around the corner.”
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Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
Ngl the nc defendant would eventually break most and that’s why you fucking quit dawg
January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Ngl the nc defendant would eventually break most and that’s why you fucking quit dawg