You Might Know Jack-O-Lantern
@lessweirdjack.bsky.social
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an idiot, a loser, microphone abuser PhD in the school of hard knocks
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lessweirdjack.bsky.social
One of the top dramatic Disney films I don’t know where on the list but it’s high and right up there with Toy Story 3 (idc if it’s technically Pixar who gives af it’s Disney)
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Lion King is cinema and I remember this every time it gets turned on
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turtlebee.bsky.social
The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
God what wouldn’t give to see the videos he sees
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
The thing is isn’t bad bunny like, the biggest artist in the world right now? That seems like an appropriate performer for the Super Bowl halftime show
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egojunk.bsky.social
Us opening social media every single day.
razzball.bsky.social
we are all sherman
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Vestal virgins throwing cracklings out like flower petals to gain favor with The Divine Razorbacks so that one day they will be blessed with The One Who Will Possess the Spirit of the Darren McFadden
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hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
McConnell might be the last guy who would even have the ability to hold back the GOP from eating and drinking the slop that’s designed for the masses and not for themselves.
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Keep thinking about how Mitch McConnell is Partagaz in that scene where he actively makes the Imperial propagandists shut up about framing the Ghor into people that deserve whatever is coming to them at the time of the planning stages.
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Yes. It’s the behavior as if there is one that’s the thing that serves a mitigating factor, and tbh I think that’s a good thing? It becomes kind of a major issue when, out of only two “sides” one of the sides simply does not believe in that version of idk, “polite politics” for lack of a better term
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Liberals believe that there is a referee in politics, even if that referee is just the *imagined* personal opinion of their fellow liberal friends and family and that just does not exist in any comparable way for conservatives.
apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social
in general the weakness of liberalism is that liberals tend to consider naked politics demeaning, and utilizing non-state organizations for political purposes unfair or immoral. even stuff like GOTV drives tend to be fairly apolitical, we’d consider it cheating to give a speech about voting blue
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
[hold on, I’m getting something in my ear piece]

Well why the fuck would I serve *that* that doesn’t move any of my runners already on base
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Wrong some of us are 37 with about 4 months left so back off I’m not old like all of you 38 year old fossils I’m hip I’m with it I’m not eating the crumbs and I’m serving bunts with the kids
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
Wrong some of us are 37 with about 4 months left so back off I’m not old like all of you 38 year old fossils I’m hip I’m with it I’m not eating the crumbs and I’m serving bunts with the kids
lessweirdjack.bsky.social
It’s been a while since their playbook has changed from just keep ratcheting everything up and the Dems will, in essence, save everyone from themselves and now that that is temporarily gone they’re got nothing else
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thebulwark.com
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
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irhottakes.bsky.social
Basically, the situation is that smart Americans rigged the entire world to prevent dumb Americans from tasting the fruits of their own incompetence, but didn’t count on the masses voting to eat the turd apple.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
People are getting mad at this because moping and absolving themselves of doing any meaningful work is a core part of their identity, sorry, I am not obligated to make you feel better about that!
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thematthill.bsky.social
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.