My kids are outside making potions out of leaves and sticks and dirt like the old gods intended.

I got a male Instacart shopper… pray for me.

I learned the quote “well behaved women rarely make history.” And I don’t necessarily want to be in history books…. However..

Older woman at the bar next to me is alone reading a book.
This. Is. Goals.

She said “the best thing about getting old is you can do whatever you want.”
What a goddess.

I am no mans peace.

“Youth group is just AA for virgins” is the absolute truth and you cannot change my mind lol

Just in time, @peculiarityshop.bsky.social has guillotines back in stock. (I have a similar pair & they're a great way to discover kindred souls.)

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I might be very wrong, but I swear my glasses are making my sinuses feel even more congested.

My new way to get dopamine is by asking men who say they’re 6ft+ on dating apps if they’re “actually that height or just over 5’10 and think no one will ever call them on it.” #waystopissoffmen