dave
@lethalspatula.bsky.social
javascript person. space cadet. detroiter
man, i dunno
man, i dunno
Is 800 calories worth of nutty bars a lot? Asking for a friend
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is 800 calories worth of nutty bars a lot? Asking for a friend
If we started putting googly eyes on all of Kash Patel's photos, do you think anyone would notice?
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If we started putting googly eyes on all of Kash Patel's photos, do you think anyone would notice?
Quitting a job you don't like is a special kind of adrenaline rush
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Quitting a job you don't like is a special kind of adrenaline rush
🎉🎉🎉
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
Kind of annoying that I have to install YouTube Kids because Google thinks I need boner pills
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Kind of annoying that I have to install YouTube Kids because Google thinks I need boner pills
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Play dough that smells like food, what could go wrong
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Play dough that smells like food, what could go wrong
Trying Zed out and it feels good, but weak editorconfig support makes me sad
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trying Zed out and it feels good, but weak editorconfig support makes me sad
Yesterday my son learned that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.
Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.
Honestly I kinda get it
Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.
Honestly I kinda get it
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Yesterday my son learned that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.
Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.
Honestly I kinda get it
Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.
Honestly I kinda get it
The problems with buying tasty snacks for my kid are
1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old
1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The problems with buying tasty snacks for my kid are
1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old
1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old
Just got to work and realized my shirt is inside out
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just got to work and realized my shirt is inside out
If the news is to be trusted, slamming Trump seems to be ineffective. It might be time to try something more drastic, like a stone cold stunner
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If the news is to be trusted, slamming Trump seems to be ineffective. It might be time to try something more drastic, like a stone cold stunner
Blows my mind how many people are willing to shrug off a Nazi tattoo
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Blows my mind how many people are willing to shrug off a Nazi tattoo
Did they just turn clippy into the harbinger of doom?
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Did they just turn clippy into the harbinger of doom?
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Do you think they started a frog suit buyers list?
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Do you think they started a frog suit buyers list?
It turns out my wife's pixel phone recognized my John Candy shirt as a person and created a collection dedicated to me wearing it throughout the years
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It turns out my wife's pixel phone recognized my John Candy shirt as a person and created a collection dedicated to me wearing it throughout the years
Web awards seem to have an obsession with parallax and I hate it
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Web awards seem to have an obsession with parallax and I hate it
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I recommend everyone watches this
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I recommend everyone watches this
Made the mistake of logging into LinkedIn again today, one day I'll learn
How is LinkedIn content so bad
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Made the mistake of logging into LinkedIn again today, one day I'll learn
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So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?
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Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
Stephen Miller is a rabid chihuahua
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Stephen Miller is a rabid chihuahua
