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Ohio Todd

@lettucewrangler.bsky.social

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Organic Salad Farmer near Columbus, OH #Bowl Carver, #Furniture Maker, and Dad. I have made all the gardening mistakes, so you don't have to. Dm me if you are interested in my work or have a question about gardening. #Woodwork #Gardening Rockdove.farm

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · Dec 11

Consider filling the void with a nice bowl or a handcrafted table.
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Carved black walnut and white oak bowls that i make and sell on top of a console table that i made and want to sell.

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 10m

Well?

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11m

I feel insane when I think about... that no one in the Obama administration recognized what a can of worms they were opening by doing this, by continuing the practice from the Bush admin.

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 19m

He considers his chin to be too strong and wants to ensure his children have an even weaker one

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 24m

“.. Foreclosure rates have surged across the country and are up almost 20% from this time last year.”

www.realtor.com/news/trends/...

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 44m

Why won't men simply grow up?

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Eric Orchard @inkybat.bsky.social · 1h

Watching the Cleveland episode of Anthony Bourdain.

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 9h

Why does this sound like a hot sauce brand

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 9h

Lickin' Nymphomaniac vol.2 Riko Tachibana

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

I assume she has a restraining order

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

Unacceptable.
You need at least 9 different vinegars to produce a range of cuisines

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

I really need to see Tim Apple pitching it

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too gay to function @lively.bsky.social · 1h

Screen shot of Pepa making her special gazpacho, from Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

Tim Apple is standing on a stage. He has just announced the new iPadUSA.
The back curtain goes up, revealing a cybertruck.
Tim Apple throws the iPadUSA through the driver side window. He then unlocks the screen, revealing that the device works even after being used in a pedestrian defense situation

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

Apple should make an iPad for Americans*

*Bulletproof, fits in a plate carrier

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

They should probably get enough Doctors, nurses, and mental health workers first.
This seems like they have their priorities all screwed up

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

Apple should make an iPad for Americans*

*Bulletproof, fits in a plate carrier

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 12h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

He could just move to Mississippi

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

He just wants to marry his first cousin, no biggie

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 1h

Would it surprise you to learn that guy is a pro-incest activist?

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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 5h

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 2h

lmfao christ

an alleged youth (late teens/early 20s) dressed like mr feeny in the most stereotypical old man attire. he looks like he’s both the perpetrator of & the victim of the same crime.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 8h

imagine never having to hear hakeem jeffries talk again. he could campaign on that alone.

Free Parking 🚘 @free-parking.bsky.social · 11h

This is exactly what we need. This is it.

"New York City Council member Chi Ossé, a close ally of Zohran Mamdani, is privately discussing a run against House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)"

Scoop: Mamdani ally weighs challenging Hakeem Jeffries

Just talking about a potential campaign could drive a further wedge between Mamdani — the democratic socialist in line to be New York's next mayor — and Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.)

www.axios.com

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11h

I definitely haven't forgotten Santa Claus.

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11h

When I was a kid, Dad bought an old pony for us in the town of Kokomo.
We named him Kokomo and then we would tell him that Beach Boys song was about him.

Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11h

Indiana has a town named 'Gary'

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Ohio Todd @lettucewrangler.bsky.social · 11h

You need a second wasp to lay eggs in you to deal with the first wasp's larvae