Alexandria Allison Zambrano
@lexicontroller.bsky.social
I'm a Druidic Witch, Bard. I love science and the humanities. I'm also an AuDHD Trans woman who cares a lot about social issues.
In an early Transformers ep in 1984, the Decepticons attacked an oil rig. I saw the episode 12 years ago. With that line, I thought of Thundercracker playing bagpipes. I drew it then, and it's one of my favorite drawings that I've ever done. I'm no great artist, but I re-drew it to make a meme. 😊
June 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
In an early Transformers ep in 1984, the Decepticons attacked an oil rig. I saw the episode 12 years ago. With that line, I thought of Thundercracker playing bagpipes. I drew it then, and it's one of my favorite drawings that I've ever done. I'm no great artist, but I re-drew it to make a meme. 😊
I saw a brick just laying on the ground at work, and my brain went "Brick: the voice of the people." So I drew this. 😊
June 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I saw a brick just laying on the ground at work, and my brain went "Brick: the voice of the people." So I drew this. 😊
It occurred to me last night while transposing songs in my head that my mood is often represented by the song that's playing. The quieter the song, the more overwhelmed I am.
May 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It occurred to me last night while transposing songs in my head that my mood is often represented by the song that's playing. The quieter the song, the more overwhelmed I am.
I saw a version of the Bible at work that was called the "Jesus is everywhere Bible."
So my brain took that and came up with a jump-scare thriller where Jesus is there every time you turn around. I totally wanna see that movie. Does anyone know Mel Gibson?
So my brain took that and came up with a jump-scare thriller where Jesus is there every time you turn around. I totally wanna see that movie. Does anyone know Mel Gibson?
May 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I saw a version of the Bible at work that was called the "Jesus is everywhere Bible."
So my brain took that and came up with a jump-scare thriller where Jesus is there every time you turn around. I totally wanna see that movie. Does anyone know Mel Gibson?
So my brain took that and came up with a jump-scare thriller where Jesus is there every time you turn around. I totally wanna see that movie. Does anyone know Mel Gibson?
I was just walking through the woods when an obliging troll, and friendly brown bear took it upon themselves to help me level up my blocking stat. Such kindness is rarely seen in everyday life. 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was just walking through the woods when an obliging troll, and friendly brown bear took it upon themselves to help me level up my blocking stat. Such kindness is rarely seen in everyday life. 🥰
I legitimately enjoy hard work, but I've come to realize that not everyone has the capacity or desire to do the things I can. That doesn't bother me, and it's odd to me that it bothers anyone else. We all have different strengths and weaknesses. Why waste your energy being judgemental?
May 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I legitimately enjoy hard work, but I've come to realize that not everyone has the capacity or desire to do the things I can. That doesn't bother me, and it's odd to me that it bothers anyone else. We all have different strengths and weaknesses. Why waste your energy being judgemental?
I think the thing that bugs me most about Elder Scrolls: Oblivion is that you can't talk to the animals. Everything just starts attacking you, and there's nothing you can do to pacify them.
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I think the thing that bugs me most about Elder Scrolls: Oblivion is that you can't talk to the animals. Everything just starts attacking you, and there's nothing you can do to pacify them.
I've been putting off getting these for years. But I saw an ad for it the other day again, and figured "why not?"
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I've been putting off getting these for years. But I saw an ad for it the other day again, and figured "why not?"
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Oblivion has now become a horse riding simulator. 🥰 🐎
April 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oblivion has now become a horse riding simulator. 🥰 🐎
I had a minor disagreement over the idea of self-control. I have an exceptionally high sense of self-efficacy and live to challenge myself. One isn't likely to get far arguing that I can't do something. Even if I can't, I'll try anyone. There is nothing to be gained from giving up before starting. 🤷♀️
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I had a minor disagreement over the idea of self-control. I have an exceptionally high sense of self-efficacy and live to challenge myself. One isn't likely to get far arguing that I can't do something. Even if I can't, I'll try anyone. There is nothing to be gained from giving up before starting. 🤷♀️
I decided to try to draw an elephant, and rhinoceros from memory with a #2 pencil. I'm overall happy with the attempt, but I realize now that I straight up fucking forgot to give the rhinoceros ears. 😅
April 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I decided to try to draw an elephant, and rhinoceros from memory with a #2 pencil. I'm overall happy with the attempt, but I realize now that I straight up fucking forgot to give the rhinoceros ears. 😅
A freehand sketch I did based on a photo of a seaside scene at night. I assume it's a lighthouse area The light is facing the building, but it was dark out. It was a fun exercise in shading, which I'm not very good at. 😅 My boyfriend has been trying to teach me proper shading. His art is amazing. 🥰
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A freehand sketch I did based on a photo of a seaside scene at night. I assume it's a lighthouse area The light is facing the building, but it was dark out. It was a fun exercise in shading, which I'm not very good at. 😅 My boyfriend has been trying to teach me proper shading. His art is amazing. 🥰
I made a cloak/cape to go with my outfits. I'm not sure yet if I want to add a hood to it. I want to make a broach for it also, I think. It may be a bit shiny for my look, but idk. Just wanted to share.
April 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I made a cloak/cape to go with my outfits. I'm not sure yet if I want to add a hood to it. I want to make a broach for it also, I think. It may be a bit shiny for my look, but idk. Just wanted to share.
The irony that we were watching Hidalgo when I got this. 😂
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The irony that we were watching Hidalgo when I got this. 😂
Radio: "Hi, this is Taylor Momsen from The Pretty Reckless, C-101 rocks!"
My brain:
My brain:
April 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Radio: "Hi, this is Taylor Momsen from The Pretty Reckless, C-101 rocks!"
My brain:
My brain:
The world needs more lighthouses. 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The world needs more lighthouses. 🥰
Me: "Would it be messed up if I made some hot chocolate, and melted one of these Peeps in it?"
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
April 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me: "Would it be messed up if I made some hot chocolate, and melted one of these Peeps in it?"
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
I got sick of having to fix the buttons on my smock for work, so I put a zipper on it. I love being able to sew. 🥰
April 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I got sick of having to fix the buttons on my smock for work, so I put a zipper on it. I love being able to sew. 🥰
I retouched my own hair for the first time. I think it came out pretty well, all things considered. I'm definitely going to use gloves next time, though. The bleach made my fingers angry. 😅 At least it worked on my eyebrows this time. 🥰
April 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I retouched my own hair for the first time. I think it came out pretty well, all things considered. I'm definitely going to use gloves next time, though. The bleach made my fingers angry. 😅 At least it worked on my eyebrows this time. 🥰
My Fitbit wants me to slow down. That's hilarious! 😂
April 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My Fitbit wants me to slow down. That's hilarious! 😂
Reposted by Alexandria Allison Zambrano
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
I drew a scene from Wicked with My Little Pony characters.
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I drew a scene from Wicked with My Little Pony characters.
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
From my deep love of musical instrument weapons and color coordinated outfits to my unwavering sense of justice... One would be hard-pressed to overestimate the effect Power Rangers had on me as a person. May the power protect you.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYu...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYu...
Go Go Power Rangers (Redux)
YouTube video by Ron Wasserman - Topic
m.youtube.com
April 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
From my deep love of musical instrument weapons and color coordinated outfits to my unwavering sense of justice... One would be hard-pressed to overestimate the effect Power Rangers had on me as a person. May the power protect you.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYu...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYu...
I read an article the other day where people were mocking someone for getting plastic surgery, and that's so ridiculous to me. The way I see it, the human body is a machine that represents "you," so why shouldn't you customize the hell out of it? It's not like we have any control over how we're born
April 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I read an article the other day where people were mocking someone for getting plastic surgery, and that's so ridiculous to me. The way I see it, the human body is a machine that represents "you," so why shouldn't you customize the hell out of it? It's not like we have any control over how we're born
One of my co-workers told me last night that he liked working with me because everything gets done when I'm in charge. I appreciated the compliment but it almost makes me laugh. Pretty much the only thing preventing me from doing everything is that I have the unfortunate condition of being human.
April 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
One of my co-workers told me last night that he liked working with me because everything gets done when I'm in charge. I appreciated the compliment but it almost makes me laugh. Pretty much the only thing preventing me from doing everything is that I have the unfortunate condition of being human.