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alex lol
@lexlol6969xd.bsky.social
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HI! My name is Alex and I draw things sometimes…
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A woman says "since coming out as Trans, I am finally indulging my instinct to wear a variety of cute lil' outfits." With a look of determination, she clenches her fist and says "I have now achieved even closer kinship with my greatest hero and role model." She tearfully salutes a massive shrine dedicated to Roger the Alien from American Dad.
December 19, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Looking for a toilet? ANTONBLAST launches on Switch TOMORROW!!!
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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The 1970s. A man with a beard an long hair goes "oh God, I'm so freakin' neurotic. I'm insanely Jewish. I'm all sexually fucked up and I jack off all the time." Another man with a moustache and long hair walks into frame and says congratualtions, here's your Pulitzer Prize." The Jewish man looks surprised.
November 30, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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A man is tied to a chair. Two feds approach him. One says "Feed him the gusher!" The restrained man objects "NO! NO!" They forced feed the candy to him and his head turns into a giant apple. A tear rolls down his eye and he says "I used to be a man."
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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Actual conversation with Pet Store Clerk... My dog starts sniffing around and says "aw, what a sweet boy you are. Do you want some treats?" I says "Yeah, he can have some." The pet store clerk leans down and says "it's good we got permission from your dadd-" They look me up and down, stifle their initial words and say "uh... parent?..."
November 10, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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A nude man says "time to check my DMs on Grindr." He looks through and says "dick, hole, dick, dick, hole, hole, hole, dick." At the same time, in the robot universe. A gay robot says "time to check my DMS on Robot Grindr." He looks through and says "one, zero, one, one, zero, zero, zero, one."
November 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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A man looks at his cat transfixed by the outside world. He asks himself "I wonder what the cat's thinking when it stares out the window." The cat stares with great focus. Its one thought: I must kill...
October 29, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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A couple is sitting down to watch a movie. One with popcorn says "so you're making me watch a boring historical movie?" The other one says "oh, honey, this is Master and Commander." 2.3 hours later... the man with the popcorn is flabbergasted by the quality of the picture. He says "I am so fucking turned on right now." He grabs the sides of his lovers' face and says "I have never been more in love with you than I am at this moment."
October 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Bluesky now has 13M+ users, the @atproto.com developer ecosystem continues to grow, and we’ve shipped features like DMs and video!

We’re excited to announce that we’ve raised a $15M Series A to continue growing the community, investing in Trust and Safety, and supporting the dev ecosystem.
Bluesky Announces Series A to Grow Network of 13M+ Users - Bluesky
Bluesky now exceeds 13 million users, the AT Protocol developer ecosystem continues to grow, and we’ve shipped highly requested features like direct messages and video.
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October 24, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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A blonde trans woman holds up a blu-ray of Mulholland Drive. She says to her girlfriend "you wanna watch some lesbian pornography before we fuck?" Her brown-haired girlfriend says "yeah! Sounds Great!" As they watch the movie, the brunette says "wait. Did you hook up with me because I'm a brunette and I fulfill the Laura Harring role in the relationship." The blonde, all keyed up from watching the movie, says "yeah, that was like forty percent of it." The brunette responds "so that makes you Naomi Watts?" The blonde says "I'm Naomi Watts."
October 24, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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A man says to a man in a large suit "I love your oversized David Byrne suit." The man in the big suit rubs the bag of his head and says "haha, yah... oversized." Later at home, he takes his suit off to reveal that his body is a large gelatinous cube. He says "no one must ever know."
October 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Two men see an anvil. One points to it and says "it's an anvil! Just like in the cartoons." While handling it, one man drops the anvil on the other man's head and says "whoops." The other man looks at his hands with a large bump on his with an X bandage on it. He marvels "hey, I didn't die." They suddenly both look worried." The injured man asks "are we... real?"
October 22, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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A man and a woman are being chased by a mob. The man says "Oh God, were being chased by a gang of angry Zoomers!" The woman says "not to worry! I have this cardboard cutout of Chino Moreno from Deftones." The Zoomers are instantly mesmerized by the cutout. One of them points to it and says "whoa! is that Chino?" They crowd around it. One says "you are so based, dude." Another, crying a little says "your atmospheric music speaks to our broad sense of generational melancholy."
October 20, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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I’m crying 😭
My first comet ☄️✨
October 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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A message regarding ANTONBLAST
October 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,073,703!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,073,703, alex lol ‪@lexlol6969xd.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 31, 2024"
October 8, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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A man in a Snoopy costume hands a pill to another man in Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." They take the drugs and their eyes expand and one says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." They dance in a dark club to Deep House music with a group of other Snoopys. They dance in Snoopy's signature style as displayed in "A Charlie Brown Christmas." A guy dressed as Brian Griffin walks in. One Snoopy says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another one says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
October 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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YEAHH!
October 1, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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ITS SPOOKY MONTH!
October 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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what the fuck?
October 1, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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September 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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dancing
a skeleton is standing on the ground holding a bottle of water .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on the ground holding a bottle of water .
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September 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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hi
September 12, 2024 at 11:20 AM