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Lex
@lexwrites.bsky.social
Writer, reader, bee-witch, Oregonian, real-life physician. Honorary graduate of Starfleet Medical Academy. None of this is medical advice. 🖖🏼 🌈 she/they
He didn't need to. They break all on their own.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
That is a hot tip!

I think this poor human would have disintegrated at the sight of a bag of coins. The single dime was already too much to bear.
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I feel so old.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The same Shasta, though! Shasta Cola, of Mount Shasta fame.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Night crew best crew.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I wonder if Mount Shasta is still painted on the big wall...
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
So action-packed 😅
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Horrific how these things are normalized.
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Seems like if I defied a court order, a judge would issue a warrant for my arrest...
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just marveling at how so many news outlets are describing him as a "powerful" former VP in their headlines. Orwellian Newspeak is so real right now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I feel like curtains might be extra important in this case 😆
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Like... The whole toilet? Or just the seat? Important distinctions, here.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Essential to take the time to appreciate those things, lest we all slip (further) into insanity.
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They throw in a spread of choice 😊
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM