Jesus Christ she’s going to be 45 at some point and absolutely hating herself

Doc, Grumpy, Snoozy, Blue-guy, and Fred

I snapped this guy up SO FAST

Everyone in this movie is terrible. Terrible! Into the sea, Stones

Following solely in the hopes I will learn what a “swallowing professor“ is

Harrison did not have to join Sean in pantslessness, but he did and that’s the true spirit of the holiday

my daughter and I planned our 20 minute walk to the Little Italy farmer‘s market so as to “avoid the heat” on this 29th day of November

those crescent rolls are ice cold - this is why normal people eat them straight out of the oven or wrap them in a cloth napkin

just went [on the west coast] and it was not terrible #godspeed

This is such a sweet spot to be in! Artistically arranged pomegranates and gold leaf, here I [would] come.

As a chronically unphotogenic person, who regularly shudders when I catch sight of my reflection in store windows, I remind myself that no one actually knows what they look like to other people, because we’ve never seen ourselves in three dimensions. Mirrors, photos, store windows: all 2-D.

It’s too early in the morning to make me question reality, Rob

I am nearly always thinking about spiders (bc arachnophobic) but not these specific spiders so thank you for this fresh horror

Possibly the safest time to indulge in belly rubs?

I try them every time, just in case.

There were a bunch of guys at the end of my local bar crowing about it this evening and it just made me curdle

Legal analysis (which includes “analyzing contracts” and “researching case law”) isn’t “grunt work:” it’s literally what my clients pay me to do.

What exactly do you think senior legal staff do?